Kill Joy
Author: Holly Jackson
Date: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00
Publisher: Egmont

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First published in Great Britain in 2021
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Dedicated to Mary Celia Collis 1925 – 2020

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CONTENTS

Cover

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Exract from Good Girl, Bad Blood

About the Author

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One

A smear of red across her thumb pressed into the hollows and spirals of her skin. Pip studied it like a maze. It could be blood, if she squinted. It wasn’t, but she could trick her eyes if she wanted to. It was Ruby Woo, the red lipstick her mum had insisted she wore to ‘complete the 1920s look’. Pip kept forgetting about it and accidentally touching her mouth, another smudge there on her little finger. Bloodstains everywhere, standing out against her pale skin.

They pulled up outside the Reynoldses’ house. Pip had always thought their house looked like a face, the windows staring down at her.

‘We’re here, pickle,’ her dad said needlessly from the front of the car. He turned to her, a wide smile on his face, creasing his black skin and the grey-flecked beard he was trying out for summer, much to her mum’s dismay.

‘Have fun. I’m sure it’ll be a night to die for.’

Pip groaned. How long had he been planning to say that? Zach, beside her, gave a polite laugh. Zach was her neighbour; the Chens lived four doors down from the Amobis so they were always in and out of each other’s cars, getting lifts to and back together. Pip had her own car now, since she’d turned seventeen, but it was in the garage this weekend. Almost like her dad had planned it so they’d have to suffer through his terrible murder-based jokes.

‘Any more?’ Pip said, wrapping the black feather boa round her arms, making them look even whiter. She opened the door, pausing to roll her eyes at him.

‘Oh, if looks could kill,’ her dad said with a little too much flair.

There was always one more. ‘OK, goodbye, Dad,’ she said, stepping out, Zach mirroring her on the other side, thanking Mr Amobi for the lift.

‘Have fun,’ her dad called. ‘You both look dressed to kill!’

And another. Annoyingly, Pip couldn’t help but laugh at that one.

‘Oh, and, Pip,’ her dad said, dropping the act, ‘Cara’s dad is giving you a lift back. If you get home before Mum and I are back from the cinema, will you let the dog out for a wee?’

‘Yes, yes.’ She waved him off, walking up to the front door side by side with Zach. He looked slightly ridiculous: a red blazer with navy stripes, crisp white trousers, a black bow tie and a straw boater hat covering his straight dark hair. And a little name badge that read Ralph Remy.

‘Ready, Ralph?’ she asked, pressing the doorbell. And then again. She was impatient to get this over and done with. Sure, she hadn’t seen her friends all together in weeks, and maybe this would be fun. But she had work waiting for her at home, and fun, after all, was just a waste of time.

But she could pretend well enough, and pretending wasn’t lying.

‘After you, Celia Bourne,’ Zach smiled, and she could tell he was excited. Maybe she’d have to pretend a little better, arranging a grin on her face too.

It was Connor who opened the door, except he didn’t exactly look like Connor Reynolds any more. He’d put some kind of coloured wax in his normally dark blond hair. It was now grey and pasted neatly back from his face. There were brown wiggly face paint lines around his eyes; a poor attempt at wrinkles. He was wearing a black dinner jacket – it had to have been borrowed from his dad – and a matching white waistcoat and bow tie, with a tea towel folded over one arm.

‘Good evening.’ Connor bowed low, some of his grey hair unsticking and flopping with him. ‘Welcome back to Remy Manor. I’m the butler, Humphrey Todd,’ he said, emphasis on the ‘hump’.

There was a squeal as Lauren appeared in the hallway behind Connor.

She was wearing a red flapper dress, the tassels skimming her knees. A bell-shaped hat hid most of her ginger hair, and there was a string of pearls wrapped round her neck, knocking against her Lizzie Remy badge. ‘Is that my husband?’ she said excitedly, bounding forward and dragging poor Zach into the house after her.

‘I see everyone’s already far too excitable,’ Pip said, following Connor down the hall.

‘Ah, well, it’s good you’ve arrived to bring us all back down,’ he teased her.

She widened her grin and pretended even harder.

‘Your parents in?’ she asked.

‘No, they’re away for the weekend. And Jamie’s out. House to ourselves.’

Connor’s brother, Jamie, was six years older than them, but he’d been living at home ever since he dropped out of uni. Pip remembered back when it happened, how thick the tension had been in the Reynoldses’ house, how they’d all learned to tiptoe around it. Now it was one of those not talked about topics.

They arrived in the kitchen where Lauren had towed Zach and was now handing him a drink. Cara and Ant were there too, with matching glasses of red wine. An improvement on whatever concoctions they usually made from unguarded drinks cabinets.

‘’Ello, Madam Pip,’ Cara – Pip’s best friend – said in a terrible cockney accent, sidling forward to fiddle with Pip’s feather boa, letting it flop back against her garish emerald-green dress. Pip missed her dungarees. ‘How fancy.’

‘Poundland,’ Pip replied, taking in Cara’s costume.

She was wearing a frumpy black dress with a long white cook’s apron, her dark blonde hair covered by a grey bandana. She had also gone for the face-paint-wrinkle look, slightly more subtle and effective than Connor’s.

‘How old is your character supposed to be?’ Pip asked.

‘Oh, ancient,’ Cara said. ‘Fifty-six.’

‘You look eighty-six.’

Ant snorted, and Pip turned to him finally. He might have looked the most outlandish of them all, dressed in a pinstriped suit that was far too baggy on his small frame, a glossy white tie, a black bowler hat and a giant fake moustache stuck to his upper lip.

‘To freedom and summer,’ Ant said, holding up his wine for a moment before he took a sip. The moustache dipped into the liquid, droplets clinging to it as he re-emerged from the glass.

This particular freedom being that they had all now finished their AS
exams; it was the end of June and the first time they’d all hung out like this

– all six of them – in a while, despite living in the same town and attending the same school.

‘Well, yes,’ said Pip, ‘except it’s not really summer because we still have a month left of school. Plus we have our EPQ proposals to send off soon.’

OK, maybe she needed a little more practice on pretending. She couldn’t help it; there’d been a twang of guilt in her chest as she left the house, reminding her that she really should have started work on that project this weekend, even though she’d only had her last exam yesterday. Work breaks didn’t sit well with Pip Fitz-Amobi, and freedom didn’t feel very freeing.

‘Oh my god, do you ever take a night off?’ Lauren said, her eyes and thumbs down on her phone.

Ant jumped in. ‘We can give you some homework if that will make you feel better.’

‘You’ve probably already picked your EPQ topic anyway,’ Cara said, forgetting her accent.

‘I haven’t,’ Pip said. And that was the problem.

‘Fuck,’ Ant said in mock-horror. ‘Are you OK? Do you need us to call an ambulance for you?’

Pip stuck her middle finger up at him, and used it to flick his fake fluffy moustache.

‘No one touch the moustache,’ he said, backing away. ‘It’s sacred. And I’m scared it will pull out the real moustache underneath.’

‘As if you could grow a real moustache,’ Lauren snorted, eyes still down on her phone. She and Ant had had a very short-lived, doomed romance last year, which amounted to approximately four drunken kisses. Now they were lucky if they could prise Lauren away from her current boyfriend, Tom, who was no doubt on the other end of that phone screen.

‘Right, ladies and gentlemen.’ Connor cleared his throat, grabbing another wine bottle from the side, and a Coke for Pip. ‘If you would all care to follow me into the dining room.’

‘Even me, the ’umble cook?’ Cara said.

‘Even you,’ Connor smiled, leading them out across the hall and towards the dining room at the back of the house. It was still there, that chip in the door frame, from when Connor had been skateboarding inside when they were twelve. Pip had told him not to at the time, but did anyone ever listen to her?

As Connor opened the door, the muffled squealing sounds from within became jazz music coming from the Alexa in the corner of the room. The
dining table had been extended, a white tablecloth spread across with criss-cross fold lines, and three long, thin candles flickered in the middle of the table, dribbling red wax down their sides.

The places had already been set: plates, wine glasses, knives and forks all laid out. And little name tags on each plate. Pip’s eyes sought out Celia Bourne. She was sitting in between Dora Key – Cara – and Humphrey Todd

– Connor, directly opposite Ant.

‘What’s for dinner?’ Zach said, caressing his empty plate as he took his seat on the other side of the table.

‘Oh yes,’ Cara barged in. ‘What ’av I – the cook – cooked for dinner, butler dear?’

Connor grinned. ‘I think tonight you’ve probably cooked Domino’s Pizza after you realized that making dinner for this many people on top of hosting a murder mystery party was a bit too much effort.’

‘Ah, takeaway pizza, my signature dish,’ Cara said, rearranging her heavy dress so she could take her seat.

Pip settled, her eyes falling to the small booklet to the right of her plate, which was printed with the title Kill Joy Games – Murder at Remy Manor.

It had her name on it too, Celia Bourne.

‘No one touch their booklets yet,’ Connor said, and Pip hastily withdrew her hand, rebuffed.

Connor stood in front of the wide windows. It was still light outside, although it had a strange pink-grey glow as heavy clouds rolled in to claim the evening. The wind was picking up too, making the trees at the end of the garden dance, howling between the gaps in the music.

‘Right, first things first,’ he announced, holding out a Tupperware box.

‘Hand over your phones.’

‘Wait, what?!’ Lauren looked disgusted.

‘Yeah,’ Connor said, shaking the box at Zach, who handed his straight over without a glance. ‘It’s 1924 – we wouldn’t have phones. And I want us all to concentrate on the game.’

Ant dropped his in. ‘Yeah,’ he said, ‘because you’d just spend the whole time texting your boyfriend.’

‘I would not!’ Lauren protested, sullenly placing hers in too.

The rest of them were quiet; they’d all been thinking the same. And in that silence Pip swore she heard something upstairs. Like the shuffle of
footsteps. But, no, it couldn’t be. They were home alone, Connor had said.

She must have imagined it. Or maybe it was just the rattle of the wind.

Pip collected up her and Cara’s phones and placed them in the top of the plastic box.

‘Thank you,’ Connor said with a butler-esque bow. He took the Tupperware over to the sideboard at the back of the room and made a great show of placing the box inside a drawer, and then locking it with a small key. He then took the key and placed it on top of the radiator. Pip caught Lauren eyeing it.

‘Right, so from now on everyone has to stay in character,’ Connor said, directing his words at a sniggering Ant.

‘Yep, it’s me, Bobby,’ Ant said. And then, wrapping his arm round Zach’s shoulder, he added: ‘Me and my bro.’

Pip surveyed them. So those were Celia Bourne’s cousins, Ralph and Bobby Remy. Urgh, spoiled brats.

‘Very good, sir,’ Connor responded. ‘But isn’t it peculiar that we are all gathered for a meal to celebrate Reginald Remy’s seventy-fourth birthday, and he hasn’t turned up for dinner?’ He paused and looked at them all pointedly.

‘Yes, um, very peculiar,’ Cara said.

‘Very unlike my uncle,’ added Pip.

Zach nodded. ‘Father is never late.’

Connor smiled, pleased with himself. ‘Well, he must be somewhere in the manor; we ought to go and look for him.’

They all watched him closely.

‘I said we ought to go and look for him,’ Connor repeated.

‘Oh, like, actually go look for him?’ Lauren asked.

‘Yes, he must be somewhere. Let’s split up and search.’

Pip jumped to her feet and filed out of the room with the others. Well, Reginald Remy had obviously just been murdered; it was a murder mystery game, after all. But what were they looking for exactly? A picture of the dead man or something?

They passed the cupboard in the hallway that had a piece of paper stuck to it, with the words Billiard Room written on it.

Zach pulled the cupboard doors open and peered inside. ‘He’s not in the billiard room,’ he said. ‘And neither is a billiard table at that.’

Cara and Ant started tussling, racing to be the first to reach the living-room door, which had been labelled The Library. But Pip’s feet pulled her the other way, towards the stairs, Zach right on her heels. If she had actually heard something, it must have come from above the dining room. But what was it? They were home alone.

They climbed up, but at the top they broke apart, Zach heading off hesitantly towards Connor’s bedroom, and Pip the other way, to the room that sat directly above the dining room. She knew that this room was Connor’s dad’s office, but the door told her that tonight it was Reginald Remy’s Study.

The door creaked as she pushed it open. It was dark in here, the blinds shutting out the last of the evening light. Her eyes adjusted to a room full of half-formed shadows. She’d never been inside this room before and she felt a prickle of unease up her neck; was she even allowed in here?

Pip could see the hulking dark form of the desk against the far wall, and what must be a wheeled desk chair. But something wasn’t right. The chair was facing the wrong way, pointing towards her. And there was a shadow disrupting its clean outline. There was something in that chair. Or someone.

Pip felt her heart kick up in her chest as her fingers scaled the wall, searching out the light switch. She found it and flicked it, holding her breath.

The yellow light blinked on, filling in the shadows. Pip was right; there was someone slumped in that chair. And then her heart dropped, soured in her gut, and all she could see was the blood.

So much blood.

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Two

It was Jamie, Connor’s older brother.

He wasn’t moving.

His eyes were closed, his head sagged at a strange angle against his shoulder. And the entire front of his once white shirt was soaked with blood, glistening in the new light, angry and red.

Her mind stalled, emptied out and refilled itself with all that blood.

‘J-Ja—’ Pip began, but the word cut off, crashing against her gritted teeth as she watched Jamie. Wait … maybe he was moving. It looked like he was shaking, his chest shuddering.

Pip took a step forward. It wasn’t her eyes tricking her; he really was shaking, she was sure of it. Shaking or juddering or …

… laughing. He was laughing, trying to hold it in, eyes opening and flicking up to her.

‘Jamie,’ she said, annoyed. At him and herself really; of course it was just part of the game. She should have known right away.

‘I’m sorry, Pip,’ Jamie chuckled. ‘Looks good, doesn’t it? I look super dead.’

‘Yeah, super dead,’ she said, taking a deep breath to release the tightness in her chest. And now that she was closer, the fake blood was just a little too red, like the lipstick stains on her hands.

‘I suppose you’re Reginald Remy, then,’ she said.

‘Sorry, can’t answer you. I’m too dead,’ Jamie replied, rearranging the bright purple dressing gown he was wearing over the shirt. ‘Oh shit, everyone’s coming.’ He dropped his head back and closed his eyes as Pip heard the others thundering up the stairs.

‘Celia, where are you?’ Cara called in her cockney accent.

‘In here!’ Pip shouted.

Zach was the first one to reach her from across the landing. He smiled when he peered in and saw Jamie. ‘Thought it was real for a sec,’ he said.

Lauren gasped as the others piled in behind. ‘That’s disgusting,’ she said.

‘And you said we were home alone, Connor.’

‘Golly,’ cried Connor. ‘It seems that Reginald Remy has been murdered!’

‘Yeah, we got that part. Thanks, Connor,’ said Cara.

‘That’s Humphrey to you,’ he retorted.

There was a moment of silence as they looked expectantly at Connor.

And then the dead body cleared his throat.

‘What?’ Connor turned to his brother.

‘Your line, Con,’ said the corpse, moving as little as possible.

‘Oh right. Everyone back to the dining room now,’ Connor announced. ‘I will call Scotland Yard at once … Oh, and also order the pizza.’

They were sitting back in their assigned places, Pip resisting the urge to peek at her booklet. A few minutes passed before Jamie strolled into the room. Except he wasn’t the murdered Reginald Remy any more. He had changed out of the bloody shirt into a clean black one. And on his head was a plastic police helmet. He and Connor were very similar, even for brothers: freckled and blonde. Though Connor was skinnier and more angular, and Jamie’s hair a touch closer to brown. Jamie had offered to host the murder mystery, so Connor could play along too.

‘’Ello, ’ello, ’ello,’ Jamie said, standing at the head of the table, scrutinizing them all, a thicker Kill Joy Games booklet clutched in his hands. ‘My name is Inspector Howard Whey, with the Scotland Yard police force. I understand that there has been a murder.’

‘Sal Singh did it!’ Ant shouted suddenly, looking around, expecting a laugh.

The table went quiet.

Of course, there had been a murder – a real murder – in their town, Little Kilton, just over five years ago. Andie Bell, who had been the same age Pip was now, was murdered by her boyfriend, Sal Singh, who killed himself days later. An open-and-shut case of murder-suicide as far as the police were concerned. And everywhere in Little Kilton was a reminder of what happened: their school that Andie and Sal had both attended, the woods
outside Pip’s house where Sal was found, the bench dedication to Andie on the town common, the sightings of the Bells and the Singhs who still lived here.

It was almost like the town itself was defined by the murder of Andie Bell, both usually uttered in the same breath, inextricable from the other.

Pip sometimes forgot how un-normal it was to have such a terrible thing so close to their lives, some closer than others. Cara’s older sister, Naomi, had been best friends with Sal. That’s how Pip had known him, and he’d always been so kind to her. She didn’t want to believe it. But, as they said, open and shut. He did it. So he must have.

Pip looked up at Jamie and saw a flash of shock in his eyes. Jamie had been in that same school year, took the same classes as Andie.

‘Shut up, Ant,’ Cara said seriously, no trace of the cook Dora Key.

‘Yes,’ Jamie said, recovering. ‘Typical Bobby Remy, always interrupting and attention-seeking. As I was saying –’ he breezed past the awkwardness

– ‘there has been a murder. Reginald Remy is dead, and because you are the only people on the secluded private island of Joy, and there is only one boat a day, one of you must be the murderer!’

Their eyes shifted suspiciously to one another, and Pip noticed Cara avoiding Ant’s gaze.

‘But together we can solve this mystery and bring the killer to justice,’

Jamie continued, reading a line from his booklet. ‘Here,’ he said, holding up a Tesco bag, ‘I’m going to give you each a little notebook and a pen so you can keep a record of clues and theories.’ Jamie asked Connor to hand them around and – as Humphrey Todd the butler – he dutifully accepted.

Pip wasted no time writing her name on the first page of her notebook and started taking notes. Not that she cared – it was just a game – but she hated the sight of an under-used notebook.

‘To begin, how about we go round the table and introduce ourselves?’

Jamie said. ‘I’m sure you are all well acquainted, but I would like to know a little more about our suspects. Let’s start with you, Bobby,’ he said, nodding to Ant.

‘Yep, OK.’ Ant stood up. ‘Hi, everyone, my name is Robert “Bobby”

Remy. I’m thirty-nine years old and I am the oldest, and favourite –’ he said with a teasing glance at Zach – ‘son of Reginald Remy. I used to work for the Remy Hotels and Casinos empire and was due to inherit the company
from my father, but a few years ago I realized that hard work isn’t really my thing and since then I’ve just been taking it easy in London. Thank god my father still pays me an allowance. Paid, I mean. Oh, my poor father, who could have done this?’ He clutched his chest in an over-the-top manner.

‘OK, next,’ Jamie said, pointing to Zach.

‘Hi all,’ he said, standing, with an awkward nod round the table. ‘I’m Ralph Remy, Reginald’s younger son, age thirty-six. I work for Remy Hotels and Casinos and for the last few years my father had been training me to take over the company. He’d been retired some time, but still made the most executive decisions. We worked well as a team. Um … oh,’ he said, pointing to Lauren, sitting two places over. ‘This is my lovely wife, Lizzie. We’ve been married four years and are very happy together.’ He went to pat Lauren awkwardly on the shoulder and then retook his seat.

‘Me?’ Lauren went next, getting to her feet. ‘I’m Lizzie Remy née Tasker, thirty-two years old. I’m Reginald’s daughter-in-law, married to Ralph. Yes, very happy, dear,’ she smiled down at Zach. ‘I also work at the family company and have been working as a manager at the flagship London casino. Some of you might not think I belong in this family, but I’ve earned my place here, and that’s all I have to say.’

‘OK,’ Pip said, rearranging her feather boa as she stood. She felt slightly ridiculous, but she was here, she might as well try to enjoy it. And maybe she’d forget about the project proposal waiting for her at home. Damn, now she’d thought about it again. ‘I’m Celia Bourne, age twenty-nine. Reginald Remy was my uncle. My parents both died tragically when I was younger, so the Remys are the only family I have. Though they probably need reminding of that,’ she said with a sharp look at Ant and Zach’s side of the table. ‘How nice that you all work at the family company; I’ve never been offered such a thing. I’m currently working as a governess in London, teaching the children of a very welcoming family.’

‘Ooh, my detective skills are picking up on some tension here,’ Jamie said, tapping his police helmet. ‘And the household staff?’ He turned to Cara and Connor.

‘Yes, I’m Humphrey Todd,’ Connor announced, rising from his chair.

‘Sixty-two years young. I’ve been working as the butler here at Remy Manor for the last twenty years. It hasn’t always been easy living somewhere so remote. I have a daughter, you see, who I don’t often get to
visit. But Mr Remy has always paid me fairly and I have always had the utmost respect for my master. In that time, seeing each other every day, I believe we had come to be good friends.’

Ant snorted. ‘No one makes friends with the staff,’ he said.

‘Bobby –’ Zach turned to him, shocked – ‘don’t be cruel.’

‘Very good, sir,’ Connor said, a bow of contrition in Ant’s direction as he sat back down.

‘Last but not least,’ Cara said about herself, the accent making a comeback as she stood. ‘I’m Dora Key. And I’m only fifty-six, even though I’ve heard some of you gossiping that I look eighty-six.’ A meaningful look down at Pip. ‘I’m the household cook. I haven’t actually been at Remy Manor very long; I was hired about six months ago. There used to be more staff here apparently, but after the master’s wife died he started letting people go, but I guess he realized he couldn’t survive without a cook. Me and old Hump here, we keep the place running, even if it is hard work.’

‘Excellent,’ Jamie said. ‘Now that we’ve got the introductions out of the way, let me tell you the details of the case so far from my initial inspection.’

He started reading aloud. ‘All of the guests arrived yesterday, Friday, on the same boat from the mainland, to stay for the weekend. This evening, on his birthday, Reginald Remy, aged seventy-four, was killed in his study from a fatal stab wound straight to the heart. He would have died instantly. There are no defensive wounds on the body, which meant that Reginald knew and trusted his killer, and they were able to get close to him without raising suspicion.’

Pip scribbled away, already on her second page.

‘Our next task, then, is to establish the time of death and your alibis. So, if you would all like to turn to the first page in your booklets. No further.’

Pip picked hers up and spread it open on her plate. She read the first page quickly, and then again, checking that Connor and Cara weren’t looking her way, rearranging her face to guard Celia’s secrets.

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‘First order of business, then,’ Jamie said, settling into the chair at the head of the table, ‘is to work out when Reginald was last seen alive and by whom.’

‘Oh, I believe that was me. Me, Ralph,’ Zach said, nodding at his booklet and then glancing up, running his finger over the relevant paragraph. ‘Lizzie, Celia and I –’ he glanced in turn at Lauren and Pip –

‘were taking tea in the library with my father. The cook –’ a nod to Cara –

‘brought us some scones and cake to have with it. The women left first and, when we were done, I walked my father to the grand staircase. He told me he was going to his study to get some things in order before the birthday meal. That was at around five fifteen p.m.’

‘Did anyone see Reginald Remy after that time?’ Jamie asked the room, tipping his police helmet.

There were a few murmurs of ‘no’, shaking heads and shifting glances.

‘All right, fifteen minutes past five,’ Jamie announced, and Pip copied the time down. ‘And then Pip – sorry –’ Jamie squinted at her name badge –

‘Celia found the body at approximately six thirty p.m. In game time, not real time,’ he said, noticing Pip’s creased brow. ‘Great, we have our time window in which the murder was committed, between five fifteen and six thirty. So –’ he paused, staring at them in turn – ‘where were all of you in that crucial one hour and fifteen minutes?’

Connor was the first to respond, as Humphrey Todd the butler. ‘Well, I was in here, setting up the dining room for the meal. The master always liked the silverware to be polished for special occasions.’

‘Have you got any proof?’ Ant asked with all the pomposity of his part, Bobby Remy.

‘My proof is the very table you are sitting at, young sir,’ Connor said, looking affronted. ‘When else do you think I would have had time to prepare this room?’

‘And where were you, Bobby?’ Zach asked his in-game brother. ‘You didn’t take tea with us in the library like you were supposed to. In fact, you’ve been missing all afternoon.’

‘All right, you narc,’ Ant said. ‘If you must know, I went on a walk for a bit of soul-searching. By the cliffs. I’m sure, Ralph –’ he returned the brotherly glare to Zach – ‘you understand why.’

‘But I went for a walk of the grounds too,’ Zach said. ‘After I said goodbye to Father, I went for a stroll around the south side of the island, to burn off the scones and work up my appetite for dinner.’

‘Oh really?’ Cara said as Dora Key the cook, settling her elbows on the table. ‘That’s interesting, because I was there too and didn’t see you, Ralph.

I can’t be sure exactly where I was at the time, Inspector –’ she glanced at Jamie – ‘as the clock in the kitchen has been broken for some time. But I’m pretty sure it was then that I walked to the vegetable patch on the south side of the grounds. And I don’t remember seeing anyone else.’

‘Our paths must not have crossed,’ Zach said to her across the table.

‘Clearly,’ Cara said. ‘And what about you, Pip – crap – Celia. Were you also taking a stroll on the grounds?’

Pip cleared her throat. ‘No, I wish. In fact, my allergies have been playing up since I arrived on the island, and I wanted to be on good form for tonight. So, after tea in the library, I actually put myself to bed to get some rest before dinner.’

‘Where?’ Ant asked.

‘In my bedroom, of course,’ she replied hastily, surprising herself. Was she feeling defensive? Celia wasn’t even a real person – why was she defending her? Too much attention was being paid to her; she should deflect. ‘You’re being very quiet, Lizzie – where were you?’

‘Oh,’ Lauren smiled sweetly. ‘Well, at tea I’d somehow managed to get jam all over me, so I decided to have a bath to spruce up before dinner. So that’s where I was, in the tub in my room. Have you heard of bathing, Celia dear?’

‘For an hour and fifteen minutes?’ Pip countered.

‘I take long baths.’

‘Hmm, that’s interesting, though.’ Pip pulled a face. ‘The pipes to upstairs run right by my room, and I can always hear when someone lets out their bathwater; makes a right racket.’ She paused for effect, looked at the others. ‘The pipes were silent this evening.’

Cara performed a dramatic gasp.

‘I thought you said you were asleep.’ Lauren looked flustered. ‘How could you have heard anything anyway?’

Pip didn’t have an answer for that.

‘OK, that’s very interesting,’ Jamie said now, scratching his chin. ‘So, it seems that each one of you was alone at the time of the murder. Which, in fact, means that none of you, not one of you, has an alibi.’

Cara supplied another gasp, but she put far too much into it and started to cough. Pip patted her on the back.

‘So,’ Jamie continued, ‘you all … Wait, Connor, you ordered the pizza, right?’

‘Yes, yes,’ Connor said.

‘Good, just checking,’ he said, before slipping into the ultra-serious Inspector Howard Whey again. ‘So, every single one of you had means and opportunity to commit this murder. I wonder who among you also had a motive.’

His gaze landed on Pip for a moment and she shifted awkwardly beneath it. She didn’t know much about Celia at this point; it was possible she actually was the murderer.

‘But there is one last thing I found on my initial search of the study. The murder weapon.’ Jamie placed his knuckles on the table and leaned into them. ‘It was left beside the body; no fingerprints, so our killer must have worn gloves or wiped it afterwards. It was a knife – one of the kitchen knives.’

Everyone turned to look at Cara.

‘What?!’ she said, crossing her arms. ‘Oh, I see, blame it all on the poor cook, eh? Any one of you could have come into the kitchen and taken one of the knives.’

‘Not if you were in there,’ Zach said quietly, dropping his eyes.

Confrontation wasn’t really his thing, even when he wasn’t being Zach.

‘I wasn’t,’ she protested. ‘I told you, I went to the vegetable patch. Look, come with me.’ She stood up. ‘Come with me, I said. I have proof.’

She stormed out of the dining room.

‘I guess we should follow her,’ Jamie said, beckoning to the rest of them.

This must be part of the game, something written in Cara’s booklet. Pip’s chair scraped the floor as she stood up and hurried out of the room, her notebook and pen in hand, following Cara into the kitchen.

‘Aha,’ Ant said as he entered, pointing to the Reynoldses’ cylindrical knife rack, the knives colour-coded at the base of each handle. ‘Even more knives. How many more murders are you planning, Dora?’

‘Well, those are far too modern for 1924,’ Pip said.

‘If you’d all stop chit-chatting,’ Cara said, ‘somewhere in here is a note that one of the guests left me. That’s my proof. Help me find it.’

‘You mean this?’ Connor said, fishing out an envelope from between two plates on the washing-up rack. Printed on the top side were the words Clue #1.

‘Yes, that,’ Cara said, a small smile creeping on to her face. ‘Read it out loud to everyone.’

Cara shuddered. ‘Urgh, I hate the word moist.’

‘Who’s Darlene?’ Connor asked, screwing his eyes up at the note.

‘Well, clearly someone can’t be bothered to learn my actual name,’ Cara said. ‘So, I had to go to the vegetable patch to get the carrots. I made the bloody carrot cake, by the way. It was moist as fuck.’

‘It’s signed off by RR,’ Pip thought aloud, turning to Ant and Zach: Robert and Ralph Remy. ‘One of you must have written it.’

There was a blank expression on Zach’s face, but Ant smiled and held up his hands. ‘OK, OK,’ he said. ‘I wrote that note. I was actually trying to do something nice for my father.’

‘For once,’ Zach quipped, getting into it now.

‘I admit, my father and I haven’t been as close recently. It was just meant as a nice gesture after we had a slightly fraught conversation this morning.

But someone went and killed him before he ever got to see the damn carrot cake.’

‘What time did you leave this note, Bobby?’ Pip asked, studying his eyes, her pen poised. Well, she didn’t want to miss any important details, did she? OK, it was just a game, but even so, Pip didn’t like to lose.

‘It was late morning, I think,’ Ant replied, checking the detail in his booklet. ‘Yep, elevenish. The cook wasn’t in here.’

‘See, told you,’ Cara said defiantly.

Pip turned to her. ‘I’m not sure this is an “I told you so” moment.’

Cara’s look of triumph hardened into one of betrayal. ‘How’s that?’ she asked, Dora Key’s voice back in full force.

‘Bobby left this note for you at eleven,’ Pip explained. ‘You could have gone to the vegetable patch at any time since then. This doesn’t prove that that’s where you were at the exact time of the murder.’

‘Are you calling me a liar?’ Cara said, giving Pip a playful shove.

‘And, in addition,’ Pip carried on, ‘this shows that at some point during the day you left the kitchen unattended, which means any one of us could have come in to take the knife.’ Even me, she thought. Well, Celia. ‘We know that Bobby was in here alone when he left the note. This note could even be his cover for having access to the murder weapon and –’

But her spiel was cut short by a loud, tinny noise that screamed through the house.

Another scream joined it.

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‘It’s just the doorbell,’ Jamie said, eyeing a shrieking Lauren. She stopped immediately, trying – and failing – to disguise it as a cough. ‘Pizza’s here!’

Jamie hurried off to answer the front door, remembering only at the very last second to remove his plastic police helmet. At least he wasn’t covered in blood any more.

‘Texas BBQ, anyone?’ Connor said a few minutes later, passing a pizza box to Zach across the dining table.

‘I’m a frickin’ great chef,’ Cara said, a line of stringy cheese clinging to her chin.

There were three slices on Pip’s plate, but she hadn’t touched them yet.

She was hunched over her small notebook, writing down everyone’s alibis and her initial theories. So far, things weren’t looking great for Bobby, she thought with a secret glance across at Ant. But is that just what the game wanted her to think? Or was it simply because Ant was annoying even at the best of times? She needed to think objectively, remove herself and her feelings from the equation.

‘OK,’ Jamie said, taking a break from his pizza, the helmet now sitting at a jaunty angle on his head. ‘I’m glad to see that none of your appetites have been affected by this ghastly murder. But while you’ve been eating I have completed my second inspection of the crime scene and have uncovered something very interesting indeed.’

‘What is it?’ Pip demanded, her pen hovering above the page. Maybe she’d been wrong before. Maybe solving murders wasn’t too different from homework, after all. She could feel herself falling head first into it, the rest of the world fading out, like when she got lost in one of her essays or listening to an entire true crime podcast series in one night, or anything
really. Teachers called it ‘excellent focus’, but Pip’s mum worried that it fell much closer to obsession.

‘Oh boy, the demon has awoken,’ Cara said with a playful prod between Pip’s ribs. She’d been doing that since they were six years old, whenever Pip was too serious. ‘This is for fun, remember, Celia.’

‘I don’t think the staff should touch members of the family,’ Lauren said, looking down her nose.

‘Suck my dick, Lauren,’ Cara replied with a big gulp of wine.

‘It’s Lizzie.’

‘Oh, my apologies. Suck my dick then, Lizzie.’

‘Right,’ Jamie laughed, raising his voice slightly. ‘On my second inspection I discovered that the safe hidden behind the family portrait in Reginald’s study was left open. And … it’s empty.’

Cara performed another gasp and Jamie gave her a grateful nod.

‘Exactly,’ he said. ‘Someone has broken into the safe and removed the contents. Ralph informed me that his father kept important documents and papers in there.’

‘Did I?’ Zach asked.

‘Yes, you did,’ Jamie said. ‘This might have happened before or after the murder, but it certainly points to a possible motive.’ He cast his eyes back down to his master booklet. ‘But what secrets was Reginald keeping in there? Whatever was taken, by one of you, it’s possible that the evidence is still somewhere in the house. Perhaps we should go and look for –’

Pip needed no further encouragement; she was the first up and out of the room this time, the others laughing at her. Where to? They’d been in the kitchen not long ago; the evidence was probably somewhere else. The library? That had come up in the story a few times already.

She headed towards the living room, the Library sign flapping against the door, straining against its Sellotape. The wind must have found its way inside through some small, unknown crack. Behind her Pip heard Cara and Lauren bounding up the stairs. Were they heading to Reginald’s study? It wouldn’t be in there, whatever it was they were looking for; that’s where it had been stolen from.

She stood at the threshold and surveyed the room. Large corner sofa and an armchair where they normally lived. The dark screen of the TV against the far wall, and she a faceless ghost reflected back in it, hanging strangely
in the doorway. There was one shelf above the fireplace with two plants and eight books on it. Bit of a stretch to call it a library, but hey.

She stepped forward. On the arms of one of the sofas was a newspaper.

She checked but it wasn’t a clue; it was their town paper, the Kilton Mail, open to an article about traffic-calming measures in the high street, written by a Stanley Forbes. Riveting stuff.

Resting on top of the paper was a roll of Sellotape. Jamie must have finished labelling the rooms in here.

Another ghost appeared in the TV and a floorboard creaked behind her, making her flinch. She whipped her head round, but it was only Zach.

‘Found anything?’ he asked, fiddling with his straw hat.

‘Not yet,’ she said.

‘Might be inside something, like a book.’ Zach crossed the room to the bookshelf above the fireplace. He pulled one out and flipped through it, shook his head and replaced it.

Pip joined him, starting at the other end of the shelf. She pulled out a paperback copy of Stephen King’s It and flicked through with her thumb.

Something jumped out at her, gliding down to the floor.

‘What is it?’ Zach asked.

‘Oh crap.’ Pip bent to her knees to pick it up, realizing what it was. ‘It’s nothing. It’s a bookmark. Oops.’ She gritted her teeth and slotted the bookmark back in around page 400. It must have come from somewhere around there. Hopefully no one would notice, especially not Connor’s dad, who was scary at the best of times.

She leaned one hand into the floor to push herself up and reshelve the book, but she stopped, eye to eye with the fireplace. There was something here. Scattered in among the dark coals. Ripped-up pieces of white paper.

And on that one there at the very top was the word Clue.

‘Zach, I mean, Ralph, it’s here,’ she said, gathering up the bits of paper, laying them out on the floor. ‘Someone tried to destroy it.’

‘What is it?’ He got to his knees, helping her pull the last of the shreds from the fireplace. Eighteen in all.

‘I’m not sure yet, but there’s writing on every piece. It looks typed. We need to stick it back together somehow … Oh, hey, Zach, can you grab that Sellotape from the sofa?’

He brought it back and, with his teeth, ripped off little squares of tape, sticking one edge to the floor. Lining them up, ready and waiting for her.

Pip went through the papers, catching fragments of words and reshuffling them into phrases and sentences. Arranging them until they fit, like a puzzle. Her eyes stalled on the repetition of the word bequeath. ‘It looks like it’s Reginald’s will or something,’ she said, adding another piece to complete the row of text, as Zach gently applied tape along the cracks to stick them back together.

They heard a disturbance out in the hall. Scuffling and giggling. And then Ant’s voice:

‘Inspector, I need to report a very serious crime: the butler has stolen my moustache!’

‘Done,’ Pip said, holding up the ripped-up document, shiny from the tape and slightly deformed in its resurrection. On one side it said Clue #2
and on the other was printed the Last Will and Testament of Reginald Remy.

‘We should go show the others,’ Zach said, straightening up.

Pip almost tripped on their way back to the dining room, unable to tear her eyes away from the page. Had the old bastard left anything to her?

‘Found it?’ Jamie asked them, finishing off his last pizza crust, and Pip held up the will in answer. The inspector called for the others to return to the dining room and take their seats. Ant was the last to file in, having managed to wrestle his moustache back from Connor, though it now sat wonkily on his face.

‘Celia and Ralph have found something that must have been stolen from the safe,’ Jamie said. ‘Celia, if you could do us the honour and read it aloud.’

Jamie had appeared behind Pip, looking at the document over her shoulder.

‘It looks like this will was drawn up recently, just last week,’ he pointed out.

But there was another glaring thing too. Pip had known even as she was trying to concentrate on reading it out, her eyes flicking away from her, searching out the gaps like they too couldn’t believe it.

She looked up and studied their faces. Had any of them noticed? Ant hadn’t; he was too busy fiddling with his moustache.

‘Have you realized?’ she asked the group, eyes circling them and coming to land on Ant.

‘Realized what?’ he asked.

‘Robert “Bobby” Remy,’ Pip said, offering Ant the document, ‘you’ve been written out of your father’s will.’

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‘Bullshit. Let me see that.’ Ant snatched the will out of Pip’s outstretched hand. He ran his eyes down the page. ‘That fucker,’ he said, ‘he really left me nothing? I’m his eldest son. Even the staff get something.’

‘We found it in the fireplace,’ Pip explained to the others. ‘Someone tried to destroy it. It was ripped to shreds.’

‘Are you implying that that was me?’ Ant said defensively, dropping the page on to his empty plate.

‘Doesn’t look great for you,’ said Zach.

‘Why?’ Ant replied.

The Remy brothers glared at each other, though Pip could see they were both close to smiling and breaking character, the situation not helped by Ant’s skewwhiff moustache.

‘Because,’ Pip said, ‘your father drew up a new will last week, removing you from it. And then today someone broke into the safe in your father’s study and tried to destroy that document, so that his old will would stand.

Oh, and then your father was murdered. Desperate for some cash, are you?’

‘It wasn’t me,’ Ant said. ‘I didn’t break into that safe and I didn’t destroy that will.’

‘Mm-hmm,’ Cara added. ‘Sounds exactly like what a murderer would say.’

‘And didn’t you say you had a fraught conversation this morning?’ Pip said, reading back through her scribbled notes. ‘Was it fraught because he told you he’d written you out of his will?’

‘No.’ Ant fiddled with his collar. ‘We just always had fraught conversations.’

‘Well, this is all very interesting,’ Jamie said, glancing down at his master booklet. ‘And, on the topic of fraught conversations, I wonder if
anyone else has overheard anything this weekend? Anything that now, in light of the murder, seems suspicious or out of place. Please turn to page two in your booklets but no further.’

Pip bounded back to her chair, disentangling herself from her feather boa, and flipped to the next page.

Pip finished reading and looked up. In the corner of her eye she could see Cara was watching her closely, a small smile creeping across her face.

Pip clutched her open booklet against her dress so Cara couldn’t see it, holding her secrets close to her chest. What did Cara know? Or was Pip just being paranoid, reading too much into it?

Make them believe it. That must mean it wasn’t true. Why was Celia lying? What did she have to hide? Now Pip would have to lie and hide it too.

‘Well –’ Ant cleared his throat – ‘I did overhear a conversation between my father and the butler yesterday.’ Connor straightened up in his chair.

‘Oh, nothing too bad.’ Ant smiled. ‘I just remember my father remarking to you that he was dreading his birthday. Of course, we all know why that is, considering what happened on this day last year.’

The table was silent.

‘I don’t know what happened last year,’ Jamie said. ‘Someone care to enlighten me?’

‘Well, Inspector,’ Ant turned to him, ‘there was a tragic accident.’

A sudden movement drew Pip’s eyes away from Ant. Zach had just flinched in his chair, brushing one hand up his arm. Must have been a fly or something.

‘The family were all staying at Remy Manor for my father’s birthday,’

Ant continued. ‘In the afternoon I took a walk of the grounds with my mother, Rose Remy. It was just a normal pleasant walk, a sunny day, perhaps a little windy. I don’t really know how it happened – just a terrible, terrible accident.’

Zach winced again, inadvertently kicking a table leg.

Pip narrowed her eyes and studied him across the table. Twice within thirty seconds, that was weird. She replayed Ant’s words in her head. Wait, there was a pattern here. Both times Zach had flinched right after Ant said the word accident. Was he doing it intentionally or was she just too hyper-aware – reading a something out of a nothing?

‘I must have been walking ahead of her because I didn’t see it happen,’

Ant said. ‘But I heard her scream and turned back just as she fell off the cliff. We were so high up; the doctors said she died instantly on impact.’ He looked down and sighed. ‘I don’t know if she stumbled or tripped or something. Just a terrible freak accident.’

Pip was ready for it this time – her eyes peeled and fixed on Zach. He flinched, running his fingers awkwardly up his neck, catching her eye for less than a second. Yes, he was doing it on purpose; it had happened too many times now to be a coincidence. It must have been something his booklet told him to do, to physically react whenever his brother said the word accident. And what did that mean? Well, clearly, it seemed Ralph Remy didn’t believe his mother’s death was an accident at all. Maybe he secretly thought Bobby had pushed her, that he had murdered her.

Pip grabbed her notebook, scribbling this all down in hasty bullet points.

‘Father was never the same after her death,’ Ant said quietly.

‘No.’ Zach patted him on the back. ‘The whole thing was so strange; she used to walk those cliffs every single day. She was always so careful, would never go near the edge.’

‘Indeed,’ Ant agreed, though Pip was sure now that Zach’s words meant something very, very different. He thought his own brother killed her. And now his father had been murdered too. Talk about a dysfunctional family.

Maybe it was good they’d never welcomed her in.

‘Tragic,’ Jamie nodded solemnly. ‘Tragedy striking twice on Reginald’s birthday. Did anyone else hear anything strange or suspicious this weekend?’

Zach raised his hand. Here it comes; he was about to turn on her. Game face on, Pip.

‘Yes, I did,’ he said tentatively, reading from his booklet. ‘Last night, it was quite late, I heard a voice downstairs in the hall on the way to my bedroom. It was a woman’s voice, and I think they were talking on the telephone. I listened for a little while. She was saying a whole stream of numbers, like five, thirty-one, twelve, seven, on and on in some nonsensical stream. Very bizarre.’ He paused. ‘And then she was talking low, whispering, and I couldn’t really pick anything up, other than I heard her repeat the word terminate. ’ He glanced nervously at Pip. ‘It wasn’t Lizzie’s voice, and I doubt it was the cook …’

‘If you’re going to accuse me of something, you might as well say it with some conviction,’ Pip said with her sweetest, sharpest smile.

‘OK, it was you, Celia,’ he said. ‘What were you doing? Who were you on the phone to?’

‘You’re going to feel very foolish,’ Pip said. ‘There was nothing suspicious going on at all. I was simply talking to my employer. You’ve never shown much interest, cousin, but as I stated earlier I work as a governess, teaching the children of a well-to-do family. As is evident, I had to take some time off to be here for my uncle’s birthday. So I was on the phone going through my employment contract and telling him when he could expect me back, you know, as I don’t want him to terminate my contract. And as for those numbers, he simply wanted to know the upcoming dates for his eldest child’s mathematics tests.’

‘Quite late to be having a phone call with your boss,’ Lauren commented, coming to her husband’s aid.

‘Well, being a governess is a twenty-four/seven job, Lizzie,’ Pip said.

‘Not that you’d understand, living on cosy handouts from the family you married into.’

‘Oooooh, burn,’ Cara laughed, offering up a high five.

‘But I’m glad you brought up the topic of suspicious conversation, Ralph,’ Pip said, resting her elbows on the table, her chin in the bed of her knuckles. ‘Because I actually overheard one of yours on my way to making said phone call.’

‘Aha, the plot thickens,’ Connor said, clumsily picking up his pen, though he didn’t actually start writing.

‘You were with your father in his study – the scene of his murder –
having a very heated conversation.’

‘Is that right?’ Zach said, crossing his arms.

‘Oh yes. And I picked up a few specific phrases from the cross words you were exchanging with your father.’ She glanced down at her booklet for accuracy. ‘At one time you told him: “I refuse to do that, Father.” Then you said, “This scheme of yours is ridiculous and will never work.” And then the last thing I heard you say before I walked away was: “won’t get away with this”. Care to elaborate on your argument with a man who was murdered less than twenty-four hours later?’

‘Yes, I do care to elaborate,’ Zach said, attempting the sneer Ralph might have worn, but it kept turning up at the corners into a smile. ‘We were talking business, OK? We still worked closely together on matters relating to his hotel and casino empire, making decisions. The truth is that the business hasn’t been doing so well of late, and we are under pressure from
our main competitors in the luxury hotel and casino business, the Garza family.’

Cara sniffed to Pip’s left, distracting her. Or maybe it was another sound she’d heard. Like a thud or a muffled bang coming from outside. It was probably nothing, and Zach was speaking again …

‘As you know, the Garza family have long been our rivals, and it has got a lot less friendly and a lot more ugly since dear Mother died.’ Zach turned to the inspector to offer an explanation. ‘Our mother used to be friends –
well, at least friendly – with the wife of Mr Garza. But of late they have been very much stepping on our turf, so to speak, because we bring in more money than them … just. Father and I were having a disagreement about a business strategy to ensure people were still coming into our casino, not the Garzas’, that’s all. We often had disagreements about the business, but it always works out.’

‘And the “won’t get away with this”?’ Pip asked.

‘Well, that was a slightly different conversation,’ Zach admitted. ‘Father told me that he’d had someone check out the books, and it looked as though someone was skimming money from the London casino, one of the employees.’

The non-Remy side of the table stared down the Remy side.

‘Hey, don’t look at ol’ Bobby,’ Ant said. ‘Daddy fired me years ago.

Can’t be me.’

‘Someone stealing? At my casino?’ Lauren asked.

‘You mean the one you manage, Lizzie,’ said Pip.

Zach nodded. ‘So I just said we’d look into it and the thief won’t get away with it or something. Nothing suspicious here either.’ He held up his hands.

That’s when Pip heard it again. Or thought she heard it, something outside. She turned to the window. It was dark now, well on its way to pitch black.

‘What?’ Cara asked her.

‘I think I heard something outside,’ she said.

‘What?’ said Lauren, losing the haughty edge of Lizzie Remy.

‘I’m not sure.’

They listened, but the uptempo jazz was too loud, the saxophone drowning everything else out.

‘Alexa, pause music!’ Connor called.

The music cut off and Pip listened. It was a loud kind of quiet; the breath of the others, the sound of her own tongue moving around her mouth, the whistling of the wind.

And then it happened again.

A crash outside in the darkening garden.

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Connor’s head snapped to his brother, panic pooling in the black of his eyes.

Jamie held them for a moment, before his face split with a smile. ‘God, you lot are jumpy,’ he said. ‘It’s just the shed door; sometimes it bangs open in the wind. It’s fine.’

‘Are you sure?’ Lauren said. Her arm had somehow found itself looped through Ant’s, Pip noticed.

‘Yes,’ Jamie laughed, and then added, ‘Youth today.’

‘Well, excuse us for growing up in murder town,’ Lauren countered, reclaiming her arm with an awkward glance at Ant.

‘Could be ghosts,’ Ant said, his cheeks flushed. ‘I certainly know of two local vengeful spirits who could fit the bill.’

‘Ant …’ Cara said in a warning voice.

‘Everything’s fine,’ Jamie said. ‘Just ignore it. Alexa! Resume music and volume up. See, can hardly hear it any more. No actual murder tonight, kiddos. Right, back to 1924.’ He straightened his helmet and Pip picked up her pen again. ‘As any detective knows, a killer must have a motive. I wonder if anyone among us might have held a grudge against the late Reginald Remy. A reason to hate him. Please turn to your next page.’

Pip looked up, her eyes trailing over to Lauren, watching her read her own booklet and biting her lip in concentration. And then Lauren’s eyes flicked up, straight to her, and Pip’s stomach dropped. They held each other’s gaze for a long moment until Lauren sniffed and broke it, her mouth downturned in a scowl.

Sticky fingers? That meant someone who steals, didn’t it? A thief. Oh shit.

Pip grabbed her notebook and started to write, her fingers trying to keep up with her head. Reginald and Ralph had had a conversation last night about how someone was stealing from the London casino, the place Lizzie Remy manages. And today Reginald made a pointed remark to her about sticky fingers. He must think she was the one who was stealing! And, judging by Lizzie’s reaction, maybe Reginald was right on the money. And if Lizzie knew that Reginald knew … Well, that was certainly motive enough to kill him. Her only other choice would have been jail.

Pip’s thoughts were interrupted by Zach clearing his throat and launching into a speech as Ralph. ‘Well, yes, Inspector, if you are talking about any ill feeling within the family, I’m afraid there was quite a lot between my brother, Bobby, and my father. As is no doubt evidenced by him being written out of the will.’

Ant reacted by poking Zach in the face, a bit too close to his eye.

Zach recoiled. ‘Ow.’

‘Just a bit of brotherly love,’ Ant said, his words slightly slurred.

‘Anyway,’ Zach continued, ‘this ill feeling really began several years ago, back when Bobby used to work for my father and was still heir to the casino empire. Being around casinos all day, Bobby developed a serious gambling addiction. He was always in debt and borrowing money. And when banks would no longer lend to him, he turned to a less reputable source. He borrowed money from a gang of loan sharks and then, of course, lost it all gambling again. And when he couldn’t pay the gang back, they threatened to kill him. So, my father bailed Bobby out, paid off the loan sharks and all his other debts to save his life. But from that day on my father forbade Bobby from working with or having anything to do with the Remy business again. He said he would continue to pay Bobby a monthly allowance to live comfortably, but if Bobby ever gambled again, even once, father promised that he would cut him off for good. An ultimatum.’

‘Yes,’ Ant nodded. ‘That is all true. I borrowed money from the wrong people; it was a gang called the East End Streeters, if you must know. But I don’t know why you think that means I had a grudge against our father. He saved me. And, more than that, he continued to pay me to do nothing.

Literally a perfect situation for me. No grudge here.’

‘Ah,’ Jamie the inspector said, reading from his script. ‘The East End Streeters are a nasty bunch. We at Scotland Yard have had a lot of dealings with them. They’re in the cocaine business, you see. Among other illegal activities. Earlier this year my partner was working undercover to track their cocaine dealings, but they must have figured it out. They murdered him, shot him dead in the street. Very nasty business. I’m glad to see you came out the other side unharmed, Bobby.’

‘Thank you, Inspector.’

Kiss-ass, Pip thought, as she filled another page in her notebook.

‘Does anyone else know someone here who bore ill will to Reginald?’

Jamie asked.

Pip raised her hand. ‘Earlier this evening,’ she said, avoiding Lauren’s eyes, ‘Lizzie, Ralph and I were having tea and scones in the library with Reginald, as you’ve already heard. But there was a moment when Lizzie spilled jam on her hands and clothes and she was making a fuss; Reginald looked at her and made a comment about her often having “sticky fingers”.’

Pip paused. ‘You could have cut the tension in the room with a knife. Lizzie looked shocked and soon made excuses to leave the room.’

‘Oh, sticky fingers, eh, Lizzie?’ Cara said, waggling her eyebrows.

‘It means someone who steals,’ Pip clarified.

Cara deflated. ‘Oh, that’s not as fun.’

Lauren laughed, waving her hand dismissively. ‘That’s nothing. There was no tension, and I’m not sure what you’re implying.’ She stared Pip down. ‘Reginald loved to tease me, as his only daughter-in-law, and I’m very clumsy, always spilling food down myself, hence the sticky fingers.’

‘Sure, Jan,’ Cara said, her face recreating that meme. ‘Anyway, I have something too.’

The table turned its attention to her and Dora Key the cook came out in full force, Cara sitting up as tall as she could, fiddling with her apron.

‘As the only members of staff here, Humphrey and me often have conversations of an evening, after our work is done. To pass the time. And, well –’ she side-glanced across Pip, aiming it at Connor – ‘this last week our conversations have taken a bit of a dark turn. Very disturbing in light of what’s happened.’

‘What?’ Pip said, impatient.

‘Well, earlier this week, Humphrey was complaining about the master, and I said, “Oh, he’s not that bad.” To which Humphrey replied: “I hate him.” Someone gasp, please.’

Jamie and Zach enthusiastically granted her request. Pip was too busy writing.

‘Yes, thank you,’ Cara nodded at them. ‘But that’s not the worst part.’

‘It gets worse?’ Ant said, staring at Connor. ‘Not looking so great for you, Humphrey. It’s always the butler, eh?’

‘Much worse,’ Cara said, looking dramatically at each of them in turn.

‘Just a couple of days ago, Humphrey was talking about Reginald Remy, and he turned to me, this terrible glint in his eyes, and he said: “I wish he were dead.”’

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Seven

The room was silent, just the up-and-down notes of the muted trumpets while Connor squirmed in his chair.

‘Thanks, Dora, for revealing our private conversations,’ Connor said, emphasizing the word.

‘I had to tell the truth.’ Cara put up her hands. ‘A man is dead.’

‘Yes, but not because of me.’

‘Is it true?’ Pip asked. ‘Did you say that? Did you wish Reginald dead?’

‘Yes, I said it, but I didn’t mean it.’ Connor fiddled with his white bow tie, like it was tightening round his neck, trying to strangle him. ‘I was just blowing off steam. I’m sure most butlers have choice words about their masters. And, well, I was annoyed at him because a couple of weeks ago I asked him for some time off, and Reginald outright denied me. Said he was too busy to let me go at the moment with no notice, no matter how much I begged.’

‘Why did you want time off?’ Pip asked, pen ready and waiting above the page.

‘To visit my daughter. I hardly ever see her. And now it’s … It was important to me, and I was angry, that’s all. But that doesn’t make me a murderer.’

‘Makes you look dodgy as fuck, though,’ Ant said.

‘You can talk, Bobby,’ Pip countered.

‘And anyway, if we are talking about dodgy –’ Connor finally unclipped his tie, pointing a finger back at Cara – ‘let’s talk about Dora Key, shall we?

Since you decided to spill my secrets.’

‘Fine by me. I’m an open book, or an open cook,’ Cara said with a wink.

Pip was caught between the two; she pushed back her chair so she could watch the altercation.

‘Oh really?’ Connor steepled his fingers. ‘Well, how about this, then?

Dora Key was hired by Reginald only six months ago. I knew the cook before her very well; we’d worked together for fifteen years. Then, all of a sudden, out of the blue, she quits, with no real reason. She’d never mentioned leaving to me before. And as she left, just before she got on the boat to the mainland, she told me that someone was forcing her to quit, threatening her life, but she couldn’t say who. And then, two days later, Dora Key turns up. The new cook. And your food is terrible. So, who are you and why are you really here?’

‘How dare you? I made you Domino’s Pizza,’ Cara said, trying to fight a smile. ‘Even a Pepperoni Passion.’

‘OK, OK,’ Jamie stepped in, silencing them all. ‘It’s clear that there are a lot of secrets in this room. And some of these secrets might be linked to the murder. But for now it’s time for you to learn your own biggest secret.

Please turn to the next page and be careful that no one else sees it.’

Pip’s chair screeched against the floorboards as she shuffled it back to the table.

‘Wait, can I go for a piss before we do the next bit?’ Ant asked. ‘I’m bursting.’

Jamie nodded. ‘Yep, sure. The rest can be reading their secrets while we wait.’

Pip’s heart dragged its way up to her throat as she snatched up her booklet. What was her biggest secret? What exactly was Celia Bourne hiding?

She turned the page.

Pip put her booklet face down, refusing to glance up in case anyone was watching her and somehow read the secret across her face. Stole it from her head out through her eyes. Stupid, she knew, but, still, she didn’t look.

A spy. She’d sensed her secret was pretty big, but a government spy?

That changed everything. And during that phone conversation with her handler, Ralph had overheard her saying the word terminate. What if she’d been given orders to take Reginald Remy out if she found evidence of his treason? What if she was the murderer? Could she have done it? Did Celia Bourne have it in her?

She tuned back into the room and the others had resumed talking. Maybe it was safe to look up now. No one was watching her, but she felt watched anyway somehow, hairs prickling at the back of her neck.

‘Can I just check my phone for two seconds, Connor?’ Lauren was asking. ‘Tom’s probably texting me and wondering why I’m ignoring him.’

‘No,’ Cara answered instead. ‘He knows you’re at a murder mystery party. You can go a few hours without contacting your boyfriend. You’ll live, I’m sure. I mean, unless you murdered Reginald Remy, in which case they’ll probably hang you.’

‘OK, has everyone read their secrets?’ Jamie said. ‘Oh, wait … Ant’s not back yet.’

Connor sniffed and stared at the open door. ‘He’s been gone a while. He hasn’t drunk enough to pass out, has he? I’ll go check on him.’ He sidled out of the room, and his footsteps were lost beneath the music. But it wasn’t quite loud enough to cover the sound of the wind outside, whistling against the house, slamming the shed door.

Pip turned to the windows, but it was completely black out there now.

All she could see was their own reflection; Cara making bunny ears over Pip’s head and the dancing flames of the candles. She locked eyes with the mirror-image Pip, trapped in the darkness of outside, until she saw Connor’s reflection return.

‘I can’t find Ant,’ he said. ‘I checked the downstairs and upstairs toilets.

He’s not there. He’s gone.’

‘What?’ Pip said. ‘Well, he must be somewhere.’

‘He’s not. I’ve checked everywhere.’

‘Everywhere?’

‘Well, no, not every room.’

Jamie pushed up to his feet, taking charge. ‘Come on, Con,’ he said.

‘Let’s go look again.’

The brothers left the dining room and Jamie’s voice sailed through the house.

‘Ant?! Where’ve you gone, you little shit?’

Cara turned to Pip. ‘What’s going on?’ she asked, abandoning her Dora voice.

‘I don’t know.’ Those three words Pip hated to say.

‘He can’t have actually gone anywhere,’ Zach said, but even he didn’t sound sure.

‘Ant?!’ Connor’s shout was softened by the carpets and walls, but there was a new urgency to it. ‘Ant! ANT!’ The word grew louder and louder as Connor made his way back to them, Jamie right behind.

There was an awkward, expectant silence. And the music felt different somehow, changed; the climbing notes of the trumpets now sounded like a threat.

‘Yeah, he’s, er … he’s not here,’ Jamie said. ‘We looked in every room.’

‘He’s gone?’ Lauren fiddled nervously with her beaded necklace. ‘How is he gone?’

Pip stood up. She wasn’t going anywhere but sitting didn’t feel right any more. In the corner of her eye she saw her dark mirror-image get to her feet too, side-glancing back at her. No wonder she felt watched.

‘How could he have left? We would have heard the front door,’ Cara said, looking to Jamie, who could only reply with a shrug.

‘Connor, you need to unlock our phones,’ Lauren said, ‘so we can call Ant.’

‘How’re we going to call him when I also have his phone?’ Connor replied, a small bite to his tone.

Watching the reflected scene unfold in the window, an idea took hold in Pip’s mind. This whole thing … it was a performance. A game. It wasn’t real, just like those mirror people in their 1920s get-up.

‘Jamie,’ Pip said, ‘is this part of the game? Ant going missing?’

‘No, it isn’t,’ he replied, his face giving away nothing.

‘Was it something in Bobby’s booklet?’ she said, her eyes seeking it out, discarded on Ant’s plate. ‘Did it tell him to hide? Is he the next person to be murdered?’

‘No,’ Jamie said, raising his hands earnestly, no hint of amusement in his eyes. ‘I swear this is not part of the game. This isn’t supposed to happen. I promise.’

She believed him, picking up on the growing unease in the lines on Jamie’s face.

‘Where could he have gone?’ It’s dark outside.’ Pip gestured to the window. ‘And he doesn’t have his phone. Something’s not right.’

‘What do I do?’ Jamie asked the room. He seemed to shrink, almost, lose six years until he was just one of them. ‘I don’t –’

But Pip didn’t hear what he said next.

The room erupted with a sharp pounding coming from the window.

There was someone out there. Someone unseen. Knocking on the window. Again and again. Faster and faster. So hard that the pane seemed to shake in its frame.

‘Oh my god,’ Lauren screamed, scrambling back to the far wall, her chair clattering to the floor.

Pip couldn’t see anything. It was too dark out there and too bright in here. All she saw were their own reflections, their fear-widened eyes. They were blind in here. Trapped. And someone was out there, someone who could see everything.

Pip watched Cara’s reflection grabbing for her hand before she felt it.

The knocking picked up, louder and faster, and Pip’s heart beat harder and harder to match it, trying to escape her chest. Too fast; maybe there was more than one someone out there?

And, just as sudden, the knocking cut out. The glass stopped shaking.

But Pip could feel it still, as though the knocking was inside her now, hiding at the base of her throat.

‘Wh—’ Connor started to say, his voice shaking at the edges.

Then the outside flooded with light, blazing through the window at them, and Pip covered her eyes against the glare.

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‘What the –’

Pip blinked until her eyes could focus on the light streaming in from the garden, and the shape silhouetted against it.

She blinked again and the shape grew arms and legs. A person standing there just outside the window.

It was Ant.

A sheepish look on his face above his stupid wonky moustache, as he searched over his shoulder for the motion-sensor floodlight he must have tripped.

‘For fuck’s sake.’ Jamie sounded annoyed, whacking his booklet against the table and turning to his brother.

Connor exhaled. ‘I’m sorry. He’s always like this, pulling pranks.’

‘Well, can he do it on his own time?’ Jamie said. ‘Now we might not have time to finish before everyone gets picked up.’

‘Yeah, sorry, Jamie. Sorry, I know you’ve put a lot of effort into tonight.’

Connor turned to the window and shouted, ‘Ant, come back inside! You fucking loon,’ he added under his breath as Ant stepped away from the window towards the door to the kitchen where he must have snuck out.

‘Soooo not funny,’ Lauren said, righting her chair and sitting back down.

‘Hey, guys,’ Ant said breathlessly as he re-entered the dining room. ‘Oh god, that was so funny; you should have seen your faces. Lauren, you looked like you shit yourself.’

‘Fuck off,’ she said, but her face had already cracked into a smile. Way to hold out.

‘And, Pip –’ Ant turned to her – ‘you kept looking, like, directly at me. I thought you could see me.’

‘Hmm,’ was all the reply she gave, scolding her heart, trying to force it back down.

‘Well,’ said Zach, ‘at least it was just a prank and Ant hasn’t been brutally murdered by an intruder.’

Always the peacemaker, Zach. Though Pip wasn’t sure she entirely agreed with him right now.

‘Anyway,’ Jamie said, raising his voice, ‘we need to get on or we will never bring this murderer to justice. If Bobby Remy has stopped dicking around, let’s continue.’ He opened his master booklet and scanned his eyes across it. ‘Right, OK. So now that you’ve all learned your own greatest secrets, the ones you must protect at all costs, it’s time to spill some other secrets you might know about your fellow suspects. Everyone please, sit down and turn to the next page in your booklet.’

What? Pip read that last point again. Why would she leave evidence just lying around? What kind of dumbass spy was Celia Bourne? Pip would
never be so stupid. And now she had to go and fix it before she got caught.

The cupboard in the hallway, that was the billiard room. How would Pip leave the dining room without raising the others’ suspicions, though?

Especially after the stunt Ant just pulled.

‘Well –’ Connor spoke as Humphrey the butler – ‘if we are talking about secrets, I suppose I might know one. A particularly juicy one.’

‘Do spill, old Hump,’ said Cara.

‘I don’t mean to be improper –’ Connor bowed his head – ‘and I certainly wasn’t spying.’

Pip flinched, and she didn’t really have to act it, surprised the word had come up so soon. Her wrist knocked into her glass, but she caught it before it toppled, catching Connor’s eye. ‘Sorry,’ she whispered.

‘It was yesterday, late afternoon, and as I was walking through the house, doing my butlering duties, I heard … Well, from one of the bedrooms upstairs I heard a man and a woman, um … Well, I believe I heard relations going on.’

Ant snorted.

‘Well, we do have a married couple staying here. Ralph and Lizzie.’ Pip gestured to Zach and Lauren across the table.

‘Yes, very good, ma’am.’ Connor bowed again. ‘Except I was making my way towards the lounge when I heard these … relations … and young master Ralph was in the lounge at the time, playing chess with his father.’

Cara supplied the gasp again, pointing at Lauren.

‘Why are you pointing at me?’ Lauren looked aghast. ‘It could have been any one of us.’

‘Very unlikely to be me as I’m a lowly cook and one hundred years old,’

Cara replied.

‘Well, it could have been Pip – Celia, I mean.’

‘Hmm, no it couldn’t,’ Pip thought aloud. ‘If Humphrey the butler, Ralph Remy and Reginald Remy were all downstairs at the time, there’s only one man it could have been: Bobby.’

They all turned to Ant, who attempted to keep a straight face, stroking his moustache thoughtfully.

‘Yeah, so maybe it was Pip and Ant!’ Lauren said, louder than needed.

‘Bobby Remy is my cousin,’ Pip reminded her.

‘W-well, s-s-so,’ Lauren spluttered. ‘Incest is a thing.’

‘I think thou doth protest too much, Lizzie dear,’ Pip said, clicking her pen in a way she hoped was annoying. ‘It’s pretty clear who those relations were between. Nice to see you’re so close to your brother-in-law. Oh –’ she turned to Zach – ‘sorry, Ralph. Must be hard for you to hear.’

Zach smiled. ‘I’m devastated.’

‘Well, I fiercely deny it,’ Lauren said, looking embarrassed, shuffling her chair further away from Ant. Art imitating life, Pip thought. ‘The butler must be mistaken. He is old; we can’t trust his hearing. And why are we all turning on each other? It’s ridiculous.’

‘All right, communist,’ Pip said.

It didn’t quite work there, but where else was she going to fit it in?

‘You know what, fine,’ Lauren spat, crossing her arms. ‘Fuck you, butler

–’

‘My name’s Humphrey,’ Connor interrupted, tapping his name badge.

‘Whatever you’re called,’ she said. ‘Because I know you happen to be keeping secrets yourself. I’ve seen you twice this weekend taking a piece of paper out of your pocket and staring at it. I even caught you crying one time. What is it? What is this secret note that you’re carrying around, eh?’

‘I don’t know what note you are talking about, madam,’ Connor said.

‘Oh, do you mean this note?’ Jamie was on his feet, standing behind his brother’s chair. He leaned over him and snaked his hand down the inside of Connor’s dinner jacket, pulling out a folded piece of paper from his inside pocket.

‘Jamie, what?!’ Connor said, beaming up at his brother in disbelief.

‘When the hell did you sneak that in there?’

‘I have my ways,’ Jamie smiled, brandishing the folded note. Pip could see the words Clue #3 printed on the back. ‘Well, well, well,’ he said, opening it. ‘Thanks to your sharp eyes, Lizzie.’ He feigned reading it.

‘Interesting. Here, pass this round.’ Jamie handed the note to Pip first, Connor leaning in to read it over her shoulder.

‘Strange,’ Jamie commented, as Pip passed the clue to Cara. ‘It looks to be a page ripped from one of the medical books from Reginald’s library.’

‘ Smallpox,’ Zach read aloud when the page was passed to him.

‘It was eradicated by the nineteen eighties,’ Pip said.

‘Oi, no time travel.’ Jamie whacked her on the head with his master booklet.

‘Why do you have this in your pocket?’ Lauren asked Connor as the paper made its way into her hands. ‘And why do you keep looking at it?’

‘No reason,’ Connor said, his already pink cheeks flushing a darker shade. ‘I am just interested in the topic, that’s all. I sometimes like to read to pass the time, though the master never approved of that, called it

“idleness”. That’s why I hide it.’

‘Sounds very un-legit to me,’ Cara said.

Connor opened his mouth to say more, but then he forced it shut and shrugged instead; clearly he had nothing else to offer on the matter. Maybe now was a good time for Pip to sneak off to the billiard room to find and hide the incriminating evidence. She put down her pen and was just about to speak when Ant cut across her. Damn, missed her chance.

‘You know what,’ he said as Bobby, a wagging finger accompanying his words. ‘I’ve been thinking this all weekend, and now, sitting across from you, I’m almost sure.’ He turned to stare at Cara. ‘I recognize you from somewhere, Dora Key. I’m certain this isn’t the first time we’ve met.’

‘Oh, don’t tell me we’ve shagged too,’ she quipped, pretending to scour her booklet for the offending line.

‘No, but I’ve definitely seen you somewhere … somewhere.’ He pretended to search his memory, fingering the sides of his moustache like a caricature. And then it clicked, and his face changed.

‘Remembered, have you?’ Cara said. ‘I recognize you too, from somewhere. Pretty foolish of you to bring it up, Bobby. Doesn’t look great for either of us.’

‘I know,’ Ant said. ‘But my booklet told me to.’

‘Ah, that sucks. Maybe we can just keep this mutually damaging secret between us?’

‘Nope, not allowed,’ Jamie intervened with a small chuckle. ‘Spill.

Now.’

‘OK, fine.’ Ant held up his hands. ‘I recognize you from the Garza Casino in London. I’ve seen you there a few times, hanging around with the Garza family. I know it’s you. I recognize the, um … deep, deep face-painted lines on your face.’

‘Ah, thank you. My best feature,’ Cara replied.

‘Wait,’ Lauren said. ‘Why would a lowly cook be hanging around in a high-end casino?’

A good question for once. Pip and her pen waited.

‘Judgemental,’ said Cara. ‘Poor people like to gamble too. And this was all before I was employed by Reginald Remy and moved here, so I don’t see how it’s any of your business. And anyway, why are you focusing on me? Bobby was also there. And, what’s more –’ Cara leaned forward –

‘I’ve seen him there multiple times, hanging around with a known gang.

And once I even saw him selling small packets of white powder to casino-goers.’

‘Sounds like cocaine,’ Jamie said, knocking his police helmet.

‘Wait,’ Zach waded in now, turning to speak to Ant. ‘Bobby, you’ve been going to the Garza Casino, our rivals? Our enemies?’

‘Well, it’s not like I can walk into any Remy Casino in the country, can I? I was permanently banned.’

‘So you’ve been gambling again?’ Zach looked genuinely betrayed. ‘You never gave it up, even though you promised Father and the rest of us years ago that you would never do it again?’

‘Guilty,’ Ant said, pressing one hand to his pinstriped chest.

‘Father promised to cut you off if you ever gambled again. Did he find out?’

‘Nope.’

‘Did Mother? She was friendly with Mr Garza’s wife before her death.

Maybe Mrs Garza told her.’

‘Nope,’ Ant said again.

Zach’s face furrowed, a shadow falling across his eyes. Ralph didn’t believe his brother, Pip could tell.

‘ And you were dealing cocaine?’ Pip zeroed in on Ant.

‘What, you believe the word of a cook? Come on, cousin, I know we all love to hate on Bobby, but Dora is clearly just trying to deflect from why she was there. Which is very suspicious in itself.’

Well, he wasn’t wrong there either. Why had Dora Key been seen frequenting a high-end casino, hanging around with the Remys’ main business rivals?

There was a lull, a natural dip in the confrontation, and if Pip didn’t go now, she might not get another chance.

‘Hey, can we pause for a second?’ she said, closing her notebook so the others couldn’t peek at her growing number of theories. ‘I need to pee.’

Jamie nodded. ‘Yep, sure.’

‘Where’re you going?’ Cara demanded, standing up too.

‘I just said.’ Pip turned back at the threshold. ‘To pee. And I won’t pull a disappearing act like Ant, don’t worry.’

‘Can I come with you?’ Cara said, drawing forward.

‘No.’ Pip’s heart picked up against her ribs. Cara was going to ruin everything. She had to get to that evidence now. ‘I’m just going to the toilet, you weirdo,’ she said, her palms starting to sweat, hoping that was enough to keep Cara at bay. She hated lying, especially to Cara, who was more of a sister than a friend.

But it worked. Cara relented, and Pip strolled out of the dining room, alone, down the hallway. She opened the door to the downstairs toilet and closed it loudly, so the others would hear, even over the music. But Pip wasn’t inside. She carried on down the hall, pressing her feet as quietly as she could into the carpet.

She drew to a stop outside the cupboard and the gently swaying sign that read Billiard Room.

Pip reached for the handle, noticing a tremor in her fingers. Why was she nervous? This wasn’t even real, none of it. But it didn’t feel that way, and she felt different too, somehow. More alive, more aware, her skin thrumming and electric. She pulled the cupboard open and there on the floor, before a rack of shoes, was something that hadn’t been there before: a folded piece of paper with the words Clue #4.

She bent down and stretched out her hand to take the clue.

But she never made it.

Her fingers only skimmed it before someone grabbed her from behind.

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Unseen hands on her shoulders. Fingers digging in, pulling her away.

Pip overbalanced and fell, landing on her back. And, finally, she could see who it was that grabbed her.

‘Cara, what the hell are you doing?’ she said, scrambling up.

But it was too late.

Cara had swooped in, head inside the cupboard, her fingers closing round the paper. She turned back, holding up the clue, a wide grin on her face.

‘I knew you were sneaking off to do something naughty,’ she said, poking Pip in the ribs with her other hand.

‘How on earth did you know?’

‘Well, my booklet told me you were,’ Cara said. ‘Told me you were going to sneak off and that I had to catch you and find some evidence before you destroyed it.’

‘Urgh.’ Pip pushed up to her feet, disentangling her arms from the feather boa. Bloody game, setting her up to fail like that. ‘Well, at least now we know you don’t just want to watch me pee.’

‘Not my thing, sorry,’ Cara said. ‘Here you go.’ She outstretched her hand, offering the clue back to Pip.

Pip reached for it. Just within her grasp. And then Cara whipped it away again, hiding it behind her back.

‘LOL, joke,’ she giggled, backing away towards the dining room.

Pip took her revenge, prodding Cara in the armpit.

‘Ouch, that was my boob!’ Cara butt-shoved Pip into the wall.

‘What’s going on out there?!’ Ant’s voice called. ‘Is it a girl fight?’

Cara broke free from Pip and ran back to the dining room, holding the clue in the air. ‘Pi— Sorry, Celia was trying to hide this!’ she announced to

them all, Pip traipsing in behind her.

‘Only because the game told me to,’ Pip said defensively, retaking her seat and crossing her arms.

‘Ah, not such a good girl, are we?’ Ant teased her.

‘What is it, Dora?’ Jamie asked. ‘Open it and pass it round the table.’

‘What is it?’ Zach asked.

‘It’s a cheque book, belonging to Reginald Remy,’ Cara said. ‘And the most recent stub shows a payment to someone called Harris Pick. Old Reggie paid him one hundred and fifty K at the end of July.’

Ant whistled, impressed by the figure.

‘Wait a minute,’ Zach said, his voice unnaturally level as he read directly from his booklet. ‘I recognize that name. He and my father served in the First Boer War together. Father always said that Harris saved his life.’

It was also the name of the communist agitator that the government suspected Reginald Remy of funding. And here was Celia’s proof: one hundred and fifty thousand pounds. That was a lot of money; must be millions by today’s terms.

‘Yes, well –’ Cara shot a scathing look at Pip, a smile hiding underneath

– ‘I saw Celia coming out of Reginald’s study at about five this evening, holding the cheque book in her hands. She was the one who broke into the safe and stole this!’

‘Celia?’ There was a troubled look in Zach’s eyes.

‘Yes, OK,’ Pip sighed. ‘I did. It was me who broke into the safe. But it’s not how it looks. I was just looking for this photograph Reginald had of my mother. I didn’t see it anywhere in the house so I thought he must keep in it his safe. I just wanted to see if I look like her now.’

‘Oh, boohoo, spare us the sob story,’ Ant said. ‘If that’s the case, why did you steal the cheque book?’

‘Well, when I opened it, there was nothing in there except that.’ Pip pointed to the paper in Cara’s hands. ‘And, I guess, I wanted to know how much money my uncle sends to his children, and their plus ones.’ She glared at Lauren. ‘I’ve always been bitter about that. I was an orphan and he could have helped me, but he always chose not to.’

‘Interesting,’ Jamie said, the inspector stepping in. ‘So, Celia, we can now place you at the murder scene, only fifteen minutes before it potentially happened.’

It wasn’t looking good for her.

‘Yes, but,’ Pip protested, ‘Dora just said she saw me coming out of the study at five, which means I left the scene well before the time of the murder. And why was she up there? You made this whole deal about you going to the vegetable patch at that time. So, you must be lying too.’

‘Yes, thank you.’ Zach excitedly slapped the table. ‘Dora, you weren’t even there to not see me on my walk and throw doubt on my alibi.’

‘And why were you heading towards Reginald’s study?’ Pip turned on her.

‘You know what, I said it to Ralph and I’ll say it again,’ Lauren said. ‘I don’t like that cook, she’s always in places she shouldn’t be. It’s like she’s spying on us.’

Pip didn’t realize at first, flinching at the word a half-second too late.

She looked up and again caught Connor’s eye; he’d been watching her.

‘Looking a little twitchy there, Celia,’ he remarked.

‘Right.’ Jamie clapped his hands. ‘We are getting very close to the truth; soon we will uncover who among you is the murderer. But first I think the killer needs to admit it to themselves. So, if you look under your plates –
wait, Connor, let me explain first – you will find an envelope with your name on it. Inside will be a piece of paper that will tell you if you are the killer or not. But –’ he raised a finger to underline the point – ‘you must

keep a poker face. Don’t give anything away, whether you’re the murderer or not.’ He eyeballed them all to make sure they understood, his gaze lingering longest on Ant. ‘OK, go.’

Pip slid her plate forward, an uneaten pizza slice discarded on it that she knew Connor had his eye on. And there, hidden underneath this entire time, was a small envelope with her name on it: Celia Bourne.

She glanced at the others, already tearing into their envelopes, and reached for her own.

She stalled. Withdrew her fingers, balling them up into a fist.

What if she was the murderer? She had a cold, sinking feeling in her gut.

Celia was at the murder scene only fifteen minutes before the time-of-death window. What if she’d seen the cheque stub to Harris Pick – evidence of Reginald’s treason – and, under orders from her handler, had returned to the study to terminate her uncle? A knife through the heart. She’d never felt welcomed into the Remy family, not really. Maybe her rage took over, or maybe it was her training. Either way, a man was dead, and it might have been her. The answer was right here.

Pip picked up the envelope, lifted the flap and pulled out the folded piece of paper. She held it close as she opened it, heart in her throat as she read the words printed there.

She read it again, just to be sure, the voice in her head over-enunciating every syllable. She wasn’t the killer, thank god. Celia didn’t do it. She was
innocent.

Pip watched as the others rearranged their faces to hide their secrets.

Connor was waggling his eyebrows in an unnatural formation of one-up, two-up, one-down, two-down. Lauren was giggling, glancing side to side.

Ant studied the ceiling. Cara’s eyes were so comically wide as she stared everyone down that – alongside the face paint wrinkles – it looked a little like her eye sockets had cracked open. Zach was silent, straining to keep his face neutral.

If it wasn’t her, then someone at this table was the murderer. One of her five friends. And who could it be? Every single one of them had opportunity and means. And now Pip had seven pages of notes about all of them, why they might have killed Reginald Remy. They all looked guilty in her eyes, but it could only be one.

‘Fantastic acting,’ Jamie commented, surveying all of them. ‘OK, so now that the murderer knows who they are, it’s time for the final clue-ooo,’

he sang to the tune of ‘The Final Countdown’ . Connor howled the instrumental parts in scratchy do-do-do-doooo s.

‘During the course of the evening it seems as though one of you has tried to get one over on old Inspector Howard Whey,’ Jamie said, jabbing his thumb into his chest. ‘Someone has tried to throw out an incriminating piece of evidence in a place none of us would think to look. Trying to disguise it among the waste from this very dinner.’

‘Huh?’ Connor said, one eyebrow climbing his forehead again as he stared at his brother, confused.

Pip followed Jamie’s eyes to the centre of the table. The three red candles flickered away, and there was their growing pile of clues, a few empty bottles of red wine and the beers Connor had been drinking. Their plates were empty, all apart from Pip’s because there’d been too much thinking to do to concentrate on eating. What did Jamie mean? What had changed here?

And then it clicked. What had been in the middle of the table before and was now missing.

‘The pizza boxes!’ Pip stood up.

Jamie shrugged, but there was a playful smile tugging on the corners of his mouth.

‘Where are they? By the bins?’ Connor asked, but Jamie was giving nothing more away.

‘Come on,’ Connor said to them all, rushing out of the dining room towards the kitchen, Pip right on his heels, notebook in hand.

The Domino’s Pizza boxes had been piled up in the corner, tucked beside the bin. Connor got to his knees – miming discomfort because of Humphrey Todd’s advanced age – and started pulling them out, opening their cardboard lids as the rest of the group sidled in behind.

‘Aha,’ he said, holding up a piece of paper, which now had a little bit of garlic dip and pizza grease smeared across it. On the back Pip saw the words Final Clue.

‘See, nothing passes under the nose of Inspector Howard Whey,’ Jamie said triumphantly. ‘Please share the note round the group, Humphrey.’

‘Ooh, juicy,’ Connor said. ‘Literally,’ as he wiped the pizza juice off his fingers.

‘RR,’ Lauren said. ‘Well, it must be from one of you two.’ She turned to the Remy brothers.

‘And Bobby already left a note today signed off as RR, Robert Remy,’

Pip said, but there was something in her head, some under-formed thought she couldn’t yet grasp. What was it? What was bugging her about this note?

‘Sounds like the kind of note someone might send to their brother’s wife that they’re screwing behind his back,’ Cara said. ‘Did you two plan to have more relations this evening?’ she asked Lauren and Ant.

Pip considered that for a moment. She supposed it worked; but something didn’t feel right in her gut.

‘Or does it sound like two people were planning the murder together?

Two killers!’ Connor said excitedly.

Pip considered that too. That could also fit, in the context of the note.

Her mind whirred.

‘As the genius inspector I am,’ Jamie said, ‘I can confirm that only one of the six of you is our murderer. And now –’ he clapped his hands loudly –

‘it is finally time to unmask the killer. To reveal the whole truth and nothing but the truth. If you would all like to retake your seats in the dining room.’

He gestured them back across the corridor.

They stumbled out of the kitchen, the others discussing the murder in quick, excitable sound bites, exchanging theories. But Pip was silent, alone in her thoughts. Running the case through her head from the start to the very end, like Celia Bourne might have done. Dissecting every clue, looking at it from a different angle.

The six of them took their seats at the table once more. Pip turned straight to her notebook, frantically flipping through the pages and her increasingly erratic handwriting. So many suspects, so many reasons to have wanted Reginald Remy dead. But who did it? Who among them was the killer? All the signs seemed to be pointing one way, to Robert ‘Bobby’

Remy. Since the very beginning so many of the clues had cast deep shadows over him. Almost too many, and something about it didn’t feel right. She was missing something.

Pip had just started writing out a list of their character names to cross them out one by one. And then the world went black, stolen from her eyes.

Everything swallowed by darkness as all the lights blinked out. The music died, leaving an unnerving, buzzing silence in its wake.

It shattered a second later as someone screamed.

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Ten

‘Lauren, stop screaming,’ came Connor’s panicked voice somewhere off to the right.

Pip’s eyes readjusted, making themselves at home in the darkness. She wasn’t entirely sightless; the three candles in front gave off a weak pool of flickering orange light and Pip could just about separate the rough outlines of her friends from the other shadows.

A new faceless silhouette joined them, hanging in the doorway, its head overgrown and distorted.

‘What did you guys do?’ the shadow asked in Jamie’s voice.

‘We didn’t do anything,’ Connor replied.

‘Ah, fuck, must be a power cut,’ he said, shifting on his feet, a ripple in the dark.

‘Not a power cut,’ Pip said, her own voice feeling strange to her, cutting through the unnatural silence. ‘Look, out there.’ She pointed to the window, forgetting she was just an indistinct shape in the darkness. ‘You can see the lights from your neighbour’s windows; they still have power. Must be a tripped fuse.’

‘Ah,’ Jamie said. ‘Did you plug anything in?’

‘No.’ Connor’s voice again. ‘We were just sitting here. Alexa was on.’

‘It’s fine – we just need to reset the fuse box.’ Pip fumbled, getting to her feet. ‘Do you know where it is? Is it outside?’

‘No, it’s in the cellar, I think,’ Jamie said. ‘I don’t know. Never go down there.’

‘Because it’s creepy AF,’ Connor added unhelpfully.

‘Have you ever reset a fuse box before?’ she asked. The silence from the Reynolds brothers was answer enough. No one else stepped up either.

‘Fine,’ she sighed. ‘I’ll do it.’

If Pip’s dad were here, he’d be vigorously shaking his head right now; fuse boxes were one of his very first Life Lessons. Granted, Pip probably didn’t need to be taught that at age nine, but a ‘life lesson was for life’ as he always said. Don’t even get him started about checking the oil in the car.

‘Won’t you need a torch or something?’ Connor asked.

‘Oh, Connor,’ Lauren said, almost invisible across the table, ‘you should unlock our phones so we can use the torches on them.’

‘Yeah, fine,’ Connor said over the rasping sound of him getting up from his chair. ‘It’s not very 1924, but fine.’ Muffled footsteps and then a new sound: his hands scrabbling around the radiator, the metal clanging much louder than it should. ‘Crap,’ he hissed. ‘I can’t find the key. I know I left it here somewhere.’

‘For fuck’s sake, Connor!’ Lauren again. ‘I need my phone.’

‘It’s fine, it’s fine,’ Pip said, diffusing the situation. She leaned across the table and picked up one of the candlesticks, the flame dancing in her breath.

‘This is fine; I can see enough. You can find the key once the lights are back on.’ She used the shaky firelight to navigate round Jamie in the doorway.

‘Do you need help?’ he asked her.

‘No, no, that’s OK.’ She knew he was anxious about finishing the game before they all had to go, but this was really a job for one person. Pip found that – most of the time – other people only slowed you down. That’s why she despised group projects. ‘I’ll just be a second. No worries.’

She’d never been down to the Reynoldses’ cellar before, but there was only one door it could be. One that was unlabelled and played no part in the make-believe Remy Manor. The door under the stairs. She lowered the candle to find the handle and grabbed it, the metal cold, stinging her skin.

‘I think it’s in the back left-hand corner,’ the Jamie outline told her.

‘Got it,’ she said, pulling the door open.

It creaked. Of course it bloody creaked, the sound echoing in the dark hall, riding along her nerves. Get it together, Pip. It’s just an old, hardly used door.

Before her was an opening, so impossibly dark that her eyes brought it to life and the shadows breached the threshold, creeping out to take her, make her one of them. Kept at bay only by the small flame she held up. There must be a staircase here, she knew that, feeling the top stair out with her shoe before she stepped down it. Losing her feet to the darkness.

The air was colder and staler down here, and it only seemed to grow darker with every step, her candle losing the battle.

The fourth step down creaked. Of course.

Pip’s heart spiked at the sound, though her head told her she was being ridiculous. All the murder talk must have put her on edge.

On the sixth step something brushed against her bare arm. Something delicate that prickled at her skin, like the gentle brush of fingers. She swiped at it. A cobweb. It clung on, holding on to her hand, catching her.

Pip wiped it on her dress and moved on.

She shifted her foot, ready for another step, but it wasn’t there. Just more ground. She’d reached the bottom, in the cellar now, a shiver passing up the back of her neck. She turned to check that the way back still existed: the lighter shape of the hall door was still up there. She swore to god if someone thought it would be funny to lock her down here, there might actually be a murder tonight.

A rustle behind her.

Pip turned, the flame overstretching to keep up with her.

She couldn’t see anything, except … Yes, she could. Over there in the corner, it was the fuse box, just a few feet away. She traced her steps over to it, lifting the candle to light it up. All the switches had flipped down, including the main red one on the end.

Her fingers stalled in the air. There was a whisper in the darkness. To her right. Had she really heard something? She couldn’t be sure, the sound of her heart too loud in her ears.

Pip held the candle up high to light as much of the underground room as she could.

That’s when she saw the man.

Standing in the other corner, the dark shape of his head tilted like he was watching her, curiously.

‘Wh-who’s there?’ Pip said, her voice shaking.

He didn’t answer. The wind did instead, whistling in through hidden cracks somewhere above her.

Pip’s fingers shook, the fire juddering with them, and the man moved.

Coming towards her.

‘No!’

She spun back to the fuse box. She needed the lights, needed them now.

She had only a few seconds before …

She focused, grip tight on the candle, her breath quickening, in and out and … Oh no. The darkness was complete, caving in on her, wrapping her up. She’d blown out the candle. Oh shit, oh fuck, oh no.

Blindly, she fumbled at the fuse box, flicking unseen switches with her thumb. Up, up, up, up. Her fingers found the wider shape of the main switch and she pushed it.

The lights came on and the shadow man was gone.

Gone, because he was actually just a haphazard pile of cardboard boxes with a sheet thrown over them. It was only Pip down here, although it took a few seconds for her heart to trust her.

She heard cheering and whooping upstairs from the others.

‘Well done, Pip!’ Jamie’s voice called. ‘Come on back up!’

She might just take a few deep breaths first, wait for the fear to drain from her face. What had got into her? It was just a cellar, disorganized and dusty. But, hold on, why could she see it at all? Why had the light been on down here anyway? That was weird.

Back to the staircase, all of its shadows filled in now. Spent candle in one hand, the other on the banister, she walked up, avoiding the rest of the cobwebs. And then something she didn’t expect to see, staring her in the face. An envelope tucked between two of the staircase posts at the creaky fourth step. An envelope with A SECRET CLUE, JUST FOR YOU written on it.

Wait a second – what?

Pip picked it up, checking it was real.

It was. The words Kill Joy GamesTM formed a faint border round its edge.

She exhaled and it changed in her throat, became a shaky laugh.

Bloody Jamie Reynolds.

None of this had been real. None of the last few minutes.

It was all part of the game: the blackout, Jamie pretending he didn’t know what to do with a tripped fuse. A fuse probably hadn’t even tripped; Jamie must have been down here, flipping the switches off himself while they were all waiting, unknowing, in the dining room. The whole thing was

made up to get someone down here on their own. And that person had earned themselves their own bonus clue.

It was hers.

Pip grinned, tearing into it, running her eyes across the page.

The world halted around Pip, dust hanging motionless in the air around her head, the secret crumpling in her hands. Reginald Remy had been dying anyway, and he knew it. But he hadn’t wanted anyone else to know. This changed everything. The whole case. This was it, the new angle she’d needed. The story that had been hiding there all along, stirring that feeling in her gut. It all came together, the suspects reshuffling before her eyes and

–

Jamie called for her again.

‘Coming,’ she said, reaching the top of the stairs, sliding the paper under the shoulder of her dress, tucking it into her bra strap.

She walked into the dining room, the others waiting for her. As she took her seat, releasing the candlestick, she caught Jamie’s eye and the small secret smile in his pursed lips. She returned a discreet nod.

‘OK,’ Jamie said, stepping back into the role of Inspector Howard Whey.

‘Now it really is time for the truth. And time for you to all make your final guesses. Who is the murderer? Please turn to the last page in your booklets.’

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Eleven

Pip knew.

She knew who the killer was.

Every piece slotted into place in her head, all those near forgotten details right from the start that had come through the blackout into a new light. The clues, and not just what they said but how they said it. Not the words, but the shape of them. The font. She looked at everyone in the room, playing it out in her head as her eyes flitted from suspect to suspect. The killer in this room, in this manor, on this secluded island where the boat came only once a day.

The truth had been hiding there all along, riding on the underbelly of all those obvious clues and secrets. God, she’d been naive to fall for them at the time. Of course it would never be that obvious, that easy; this was a murder, after all. But she had it all now, the entire writhing thing: every twist and every turn. And she needed far more than four piddly lines to capture it all.

‘Right –’ Jamie leaned into his elbows – ‘let’s go round the table and everyone share their theories before I reveal the truth. Lauren? Want to start us off?’

‘OK,’ she said, fidgeting with her beaded necklace, pulling it tighter round her neck. ‘So, I think the murderer is … Cara. Dora, the cook, I mean.’ She paused as Cara supplied her signature gasp, looking offended. ‘I think she’s got something to do with our business rivals, the Garzas, and she’s here under false pretences and was sent to steal business secrets and then to kill my father-in-law.’

She was correct on some of that, Pip conceded. But not the most important part.

‘Ant, your guess?’ Jamie said.

‘Well, the only murderer round here is … Sal Singh,’ he said with a grin.

‘Must be his ghost. Andie Bell and now poor Reginald Remy.’

‘Ant!’ Cara slid forward, attempting to kick him under the table.

‘Ouch, OK, OK.’ He held up his hands in defeat. ‘Um, I’m going to go for … Pip. What’s your name again?’

‘Celia,’ she said, glaring back at him.

‘Yeah, Celia. I reckon we’ve got a case here of a good girl gone bad.

And I think it would annoy Pip most to be the murderer. So, yeah.’

‘Such sound reasoning,’ Jamie said, a hint of annoyance in his tone.

‘Next.’

Zach’s turn. Pip watched him carefully as he cleared his throat.

‘I think the murderer is my brother, Bobby Remy,’ he said, keeping his eyes to himself. ‘Bobby never gave up gambling, and I think my mother found out about it. I think she confronted him on that fateful walk one year ago today. And I think my brother murdered her, pushed her off the cliff.’

Yes, Pip was right. Ralph Remy had always suspected his brother of killing their mother.

‘He’s murdered before and I think he murdered again,’ Zach continued.

‘He knew my father was going to cut him out of the will, and he wanted that money. That’s all he’s ever seen my father as – a bank. That’s why he tried to destroy the new will and stabbed our father through the heart. Oh, and that note about meeting up before dinner, that was from Bobby to my wife, Lizzie. But that was just Bobby trying to give himself an alibi, so he could say he was with Lizzie at the time of the murder, even if she denied it.’

Wrong, Pip thought. That wasn’t it, and that was the whole point. It was something beyond that, between the lines.

‘Connor?’ Jamie pointed to him.

‘Yeah, so I think it might actually be Celia Bourne.’ He gave Pip a sideways glance. ‘I think she might be a Russian spy or something, because she kept reacting to that word, and she was trying to hide incriminating evidence. I think she’s lying about why she broke into Reginald’s safe, and whatever she found in there, something to do with that Harris Pick dude, it then became her mission to terminate Reginald Remy.’

Pip was impressed with his observation skills, even if he was dead wrong. She ironed out her face, no expression. It was her turn next. She
cricked her neck, gearing up for it.

‘Cara?’ Jamie said, eyes skipping over Pip. Oh, he was letting her go last. Maybe because she was the one with the bonus secret clue, he thought she was most likely to have it. And he was right.

‘Yeah, so, despite his actor being the most annoying person in the world,’ Cara said, her painted wrinkles dancing across her face, ‘I’m going to go for Bobby Remy. Everything points to him, I think. He’s having an affair with his brother’s wife. He’s been gambling and is now seemingly mixed up with gangsters. Like Ralph said, he probably killed his mum too.

He’s after his inheritance money, that’s why he destroyed the new will and killed his dad.’

Cara had fallen for it all, exactly as it had been planned.

And now it was Pip’s turn.

She got to her feet before Jamie even had a chance to say her name.

‘OK, before we get to who is behind this murder,’ she said, ‘we first need to discount who is not involved. Yes, Dora Key –’ she gestured to Cara – ‘is a plant by the Garza family. They threatened the last cook to make her quit, and Dora got herself employed here to keep an eye on the Remy business dealings and report back. But she did not murder my uncle Reginald; why would she? There was nothing for her and the Garzas to gain from that.’

Lauren looked deflated, so Pip turned to her next. ‘Lizzie, you certainly don’t come out of this looking so rosy. You’ve been stealing from the Remy family, skimming money from the London casino. Perhaps you were trying to gain some financial security in case your husband found out about you sleeping with his brother and divorced you and you lost everything.

Reginald worked out that you were the thief, and maybe you were worried about him going to the authorities. But you are not the murderer, though you are probably relieved he is dead.

‘Humphrey Todd –’ she turned her eyes to Connor – ‘you hated Reginald Remy. You even wished him dead. You said the reason was because you asked for time off work to visit your daughter and he denied you. That was true –’ she paused – ‘but it was only part of the truth. The reason you wanted time off two weeks ago was because your daughter – the only family you have left in the whole world – had contracted a deadly disease: smallpox. But Reginald said no, and your daughter died soon after. You
never got a chance to say goodbye. That is why you hated him, in the end, and revenge certainly is a strong motive. But you also did not kill Reginald Remy.’

By the flush in Connor’s cheeks Pip knew she was right on the mark.

‘For my own part,’ she said, hand on her chest, ‘yes, Humphrey, you are partly right. I am a spy working for His Majesty’s Secret Service, and I was instructed to investigate my uncle, and whether he was funding seditious communist activity. Harris Pick is a known communist agitator. But I did not murder my uncle, and my mission was misguided. Reginald wasn’t funding communists; he was simply settling his outstanding debts. Sending money to an old friend who had saved his life in the war. Because, and here’s the kicker, everyone … Reginald Remy knew he was going to die.’

‘What?’ Lauren and Ant said in unison, the others staring at her.

‘Here.’ She pulled out the secret clue from her dress, dropping it in the middle of the table. ‘A secret clue that was hidden in the cellar, for whoever went down to the fuse box. Reginald was dying of lung cancer, and the doctor told him he didn’t have much time left. And just a couple of weeks ago the doctor was sent a load of money to keep his mouth shut about this.’

‘Oh shit,’ Zach said, casting his eyes down at the clue.

‘Oh shit indeed,’ Pip continued. ‘And while you are right, Dora, that everything seems to be pointing to Bobby Remy, there is a precise reason for that. But while the rest of us didn’t have alibis for the time of the murder, two people here actually did.’ She nodded at Lauren and Ant.

‘Lizzie and Bobby Remy were together at the time of the murder. Having more relations, no doubt. It’s something that Lizzie would never ever admit to, especially not in front of her husband, Ralph, because she’s terrified of divorce and losing this comfortable, wealthy life she has grown accustomed to. Bobby had to play along too and say he was alone on a walk, because Lizzie would never vouch for him and he knew it. And so did our killer, who knew exactly where Bobby Remy would be at the time of the murder, and that he’d never be able to prove he had an alibi. So, if neither Lizzie nor Bobby are the murderer, that leaves one final person among the guests tonight.’

She shifted her gaze to Zach. ‘Ralph Remy, you are the killer.’

‘What?’ Connor exclaimed, though it sounded far-off somehow, in a different world from her.

‘Although I’m not sure we can really call you a killer, seeing as your father was in on it and wanted you to do it.’

‘What?!’ From Cara now.

‘That’s right. This whole thing was an elaborate plan set up by Ralph Remy, Reginald Remy and one other person.’ She paused, her heart thrumming through her, right up to the point of her raised finger. ‘Inspector Howard Whey.’

Jamie froze. He lowered his eyebrows, watching her closely.

‘What?!’ That one was Lauren.

‘Ralph has always suspected that his brother, Bobby, murdered their mother last year. Pushed her off a cliff because she found out about his gambling again. Reginald Remy also knew, deep down, that his eldest son was a murderer and had robbed him of the love of his life. But this wasn’t the first time that Bobby had killed someone, oh no. See, after Reginald Remy paid off Bobby’s gambling debts to the loan sharks threatening his son’s life, Bobby actually joined them. He was a member of the East End Streeters gang, seen dealing cocaine with them at the Garza Casino. Bobby had a serious gambling addiction to fuel, after all. A violent gang that Inspector Howard Whey and Scotland Yard have had many dealings with before. Your partner, Inspector, went undercover to try and expose the gang’s drug network and was gunned down for it. But you’ve always known exactly who it was that shot him. It was Bobby Remy. At least two murders under his belt, and yet he would never face justice for either of them. Neither could ever be proved, and Bobby would continue living his life, free to kill again if the need arose.

‘Unless someone stopped him. Fast-forward to just a couple of months ago when Reginald Remy found out he was dying. He knew he would never live to see justice for his poor wife, and that his eldest son was a very dangerous man. So he hatched a plan with his other son, Ralph. If Bobby would never be caught for the previous two murders he’d committed, they could make damn well sure that he did go down for another murder: the murder of Reginald Remy. Reginald was going to die anyway; they might as well achieve something with his death and have Bobby locked away for life. And pay off the doctor so no one would work it out. Ralph would not only find justice for his mother, but he could put a stop to the affair between his wife and his brother, which he knew about. Ralph and Reginald must
have looked into Bobby’s past and made the connection with the dead policeman, and that’s when they approached Inspector Howard Whey and he came in on the plan. You, too, were desperate to see justice for your late partner, and to get this dangerous man off the streets.’

‘But he’s not part of the game, surely?’ Lauren said.

‘You’d think that,’ Pip said, her voice running away with her. ‘But this information has been there all along, one of the very first things we were told. On our invitations it said that there is only one boat a day from the mainland to Joy island, leaving at twelve p.m. sharp. Today, Reginald is murdered between five fifteen p.m. and six thirty p.m. and then shortly after

– the same evening, mind you – the inspector shows up to help us solve the murder. But how is he even here? Think about it.’ She leaned across the table. ‘It’s because he was already here, had been here all day since the boat at twelve p.m. Inspector Howard Whey travelled to Joy island before the murder had even happened. Because he knew it was going to happen, because he was part of the plan to set Bobby Remy up for the murder of Reginald. This is why most of the clues have been mounting up to point at Bobby; the inspector has been steering the investigation.’

She grabbed the ripped-up, taped-up will from the evidence pile in the centre of the table. ‘Bobby Remy did not find and destroy this new will.

Ralph and Reginald did this. We know they were in the library together alone earlier this evening. That’s when they ripped it up and put it in the fireplace, and yet they didn’t burn it because they wanted it to be found.

Because they were trying to establish a motive for Bobby to murder his father: money, essentially. That argument I heard last night, between Ralph and his father, they weren’t talking about business plans. They were talking about this: their scheme to kill Reginald and set up Bobby. Remember what I overheard Ralph saying –’ she double-checked against her booklet – ‘“I refuse to do that, Father” and “this scheme of yours is ridiculous and will never work” and “won’t get away with this”. Ralph was clearly getting cold feet about this whole plan, about having to stick a knife through his own father’s chest. But Reginald talked him back into it.

‘Look.’ She picked up the final clue they’d found in the pizza box. ‘This note from RR. Some of you thought Bobby wrote this to Lizzie, about meeting up behind Ralph’s back. You might think that Bobby wrote this intentionally to give himself an alibi so he could claim he was with Lizzie
at the time of the murder. But Bobby did not write this note. He is not the RR here. This note –’ she brandished it – ‘was written by Reginald Remy to his son, Ralph. Tonight …’ she read from the note. ‘ You promised me … he does not deserve our sympathy. Reginald was making sure that Ralph did not have second thoughts again. And if you don’t believe me,’ she said,

‘just look at the handwriting. The font. We have 100% confirmed that Bobby wrote the other RR note to the cook about the carrot cake. Look at it: that one is printed with a different handwriting font to this one. Because they were written by two different people. And the handwriting in this note

–’ she waved it again – ‘matches the writing on our original invitations by Reginald. And his cheque book. The truth is, Reginald organized this whole weekend to orchestrate his own murder and set up his son Bobby, with the help of Ralph – who inflicted the fatal stab wound on instruction – and the inspector, both of whom had their own scores to settle with Bobby. Robert

“Bobby” Remy is a murderer, but he’s not our murderer. Our murder was carried out by three conspirators: Ralph Remy, Reginald Remy himself and Inspector Howard Whey.’

Pip dropped the note, watching it glide slowly to the table, as she caught her breath. It landed right in front of Zach, like an arrow. He gulped.

Connor was the first to speak. ‘Wow,’ he said, clapping his hands together, staring up at her, his jaw falling open. ‘Just … wow.’

‘Shit, your brain is scary good,’ Cara laughed, the gasp real this time.

Jamie finally moved, glancing down at his master booklet, open to the final page. ‘That,’ he began, an uncertain croak in his voice. ‘That … that’s wrong.’

The trumpets screamed.

‘What?’ Pip stared at him. ‘What do you mean that’s wrong?’

‘Th-that’s not the answer,’ he said, his eyes doubling back across the page. ‘That’s not what happened. It’s Bobby. Bobby’s the murderer.’

‘Yeah, baby!’ Ant shouted suddenly, making Pip flinch. He stood up, raising his arms above his head in victory. ‘I’m the killer, bitches!’

‘No …’ Pip said, forcing the word out through her tightening throat.

‘But, it can’t be.’

‘That’s what it says here,’ Jamie said, eyebrows drawn across his eyes.

‘It says that Bobby murdered Reginald. Yes, you’re right about Bobby murdering his mother last year, because she found out about his gambling.

And Bobby was concerned his father would cut him off if he knew. This weekend he learned of the new will he’d been written out of, so he murdered his father and destroyed the new document, so he’d still get his massive inheritance. And that RR note from the pizza box, like you said, Bobby wrote it to make it look like he had an alibi, that he was with Lizzie at the time of the murder. It was premeditated.’

‘No!’ Pip said again, irritated now. ‘No, that can’t be the solution. It’s too obvious. It’s too easy. It doesn’t even make sense!’

‘This must be absolutely killing you,’ Ant chuckled, ‘to be so epically wrong. Damn, I wish we’d been videoing you.’

‘No, I’m not wrong,’ Pip dug in her heels, feeling a flush of anger climbing up her neck, reaching for her face. ‘Explain the handwriting, then.

How can both of the RR notes be written by Bobby if they are printed with different handwriting styles?’

‘Um.’ Jamie flicked through his pages back and forth. ‘Um, no, I don’t know. It doesn’t say anything about that in here.’

‘And what about the secret clue, then? That Reginald knew he was dying of cancer? How does that figure into Bobby being the killer?’

‘Um …’ Jamie ran his finger down the page. ‘It says he learned of his father’s diagnosis and therefore knew that Reginald would soon be likely to draw up a new will, so he had to act quickly to secure his father’s money.’

‘Who paid off the doctor, then? And what about you?’ Pip said, her hands balling up at her sides, fingernails carving angry lines in her palms.

‘How does the game explain the inspector even being here if he wasn’t in on the whole murder plan? There’s only one boat a day at twelve p.m. You can’t be here unless you knew about the murder beforehand.’

Jamie’s face crumpled, returning to his page. ‘Yeah, I, er, I don’t know what to tell you, Pip. Sorry. It doesn’t say anything about that in here. Just that Bobby did it.’

‘That’s bullshit,’ she said.

‘OK, OK.’ Cara tugged her back into her seat by the ends of her feather boa. ‘It doesn’t matter, though; it’s just a game.’

‘But it’s wrong,’ Pip said, the fight all but leaving her, fading along with the half-moon imprints in her hands. ‘Bobby as the killer is too easy. It’s too easy. And there are too many holes,’ she said, more to herself than the others. Why had she let herself get so invested? It wasn’t even real.

‘Well, that’s OK, it’s only a bit of fun,’ Cara said, squeezing her hand.

‘Besides, I guessed it, so I’m a boss.’

‘Yeah, and the whole game was really good,’ Connor said, an extra cheery edge to his voice, to compensate. ‘Way more interactive than I thought it would be. Thanks for setting it all up and hosting, Jam.’

‘Yeah, thanks, Jamie,’ Cara said, and Pip echoed it right after.

‘That’s OK, everyone,’ he said, removing his police helmet to take a bow. ‘Inspector Whey over and out.’

And it had been good, right up until the end. The whole world outside this house had disappeared; it had been just her and her mind and a problem to solve. Exactly the way she liked it. Exactly when she was most herself.

But she’d been wrong.

Pip hated being wrong.

She ran her thumb across her closed booklet, along the logo at the bottom. With a quick, sharp movement, she made a tiny rip in the page, her small act of revenge, splitting the words Kill Joy.

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Twelve

‘So how was it?’ Elliot Ward asked from the front of the car. Mr Ward filled several roles in Pip’s life: Cara’s dad and her history teacher. Her favourite teacher really, but don’t tell him that. She was round the Wards’ house so often he’d probably come to see her as a bonus daughter. She even had a Pip mug that lived over there.

‘Yeah, really fun,’ Cara replied from the front. ‘Pip’s in a semi-sulk because she guessed it wrong.’

‘Ah, Pip,’ Mr Ward said. ‘Probably something wrong with the game, then, eh?’ He teased, looking back quickly to smile at her and Zach sitting in the back.

‘Oh my god, do not even get her started,’ Cara said, licking her finger to start wiping away her wrinkles.

‘I preferred your theory anyway,’ Zach said to her across the dark back seat.

Pip gave him a closed-mouth smile. She supposed it wasn’t his fault he wasn’t the murderer and that the writers at Kill Joy Games were incompetent hacks. Bobby Remy as the killer, she sniffed. It was just way too easy. OK, maybe she wasn’t quite over it yet.

‘So, exams all finished now,’ Elliot said, turning the car on to the high street. ‘Excited for your freedom, guys?’

‘Oh yes,’ Zach said. ‘Got a pile of PlayStation games waiting for me.’

‘No shit, Sherlock,’ was Cara’s contribution. ‘Though Pip isn’t. Already talking about your EPQ, aren’t ya?’

‘No rest for the wicked,’ she quipped.

‘Have you picked your topic, yet, Pip?’ Elliot asked.

‘Not yet,’ she said to the back of his head. ‘But I will. Soon.’

They were approaching the roundabout, the left indicator blinking to turn down Pip and Zach’s road.

The car jolted suddenly.

Pip and Zach jerked forward against their seat belts as the car stalled.

‘Dad?’ Cara said, her voice edged with concern, staring across at him.

He was focused on a point above her, outside the window.

‘Yes, yep.’ He shook his head. ‘Sorry, kids, just thought I saw …

someone. Got distracted. Very sorry.’ He turned the key in the ignition, restarting the car. ‘Maybe I need to come along to some of your driving lessons, Cara,’ he laughed as the car peeled away.

Pip turned to her window, straining to make out the dark street beyond.

Mr Ward had seen someone; somebody was walking past the car right now.

Just another shadow until he passed under the orange glow of a street lamp.

And for a second Pip saw it too, what Mr Ward must have seen. His face.

The face she knew from all the news coverage about the case, from her own fading memories. Sal Singh. Except it couldn’t be; he was dead. Five years dead.

It was his younger brother, Ravi Singh. They looked so much alike from just the right angle. Pip didn’t know Ravi but, like everyone else in Little Kilton, she knew of him.

It must be so hard for him, living in this small town that was still so obsessed with its own small-town murder. They couldn’t get away from it, no matter how many years passed; the town and those deaths came hand in hand, forever tied together. The Andie Bell case. Murdered by her boyfriend, Sal Singh. There’d never been a trial, but that was the story, what everyone believed. It was neat, done, put to bed. It’s the boyfriend, it’s always the boyfriend, people would say. So neat and so … so easy. Pip narrowed her eyes. Too easy, maybe.

She turned as far as her neck would allow, watching Ravi as he walked away. He quickened his pace and the car drove on, splitting them apart.

Then he was gone, lost to the night.

But something else stayed behind.

‘Actually,’ Pip said, ‘I think I know what I’m going to do my project on.’

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One

Pip knew where they lived.

Everyone in Little Kilton knew where they lived.

Their home was like the town’s own haunted house; people’s footsteps quickened as they walked by and their words strangled and died in their throats. Shrieking children would gather on their walk home from school, daring one another to run up and touch the front gate.

But it wasn’t haunted by ghosts, just three sad people trying to live their lives as before. A house not haunted by flickering lights or spectral falling chairs, but by dark spray-painted letters of Scum Family and stone-shattered windows.

Pip had always wondered why they didn’t move. Not that they had to; they hadn’t done anything wrong. But she didn’t know how they lived like that.

Pip
knew
a
great
many
things;
she
knew
that
hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia was the technical term for the fear of long words, she knew that babies were born without kneecaps, she knew verbatim the best quotes from Plato and Cato, and that there were more than four thousand types of potato. But she didn’t know how the Singhs found the strength to stay here. Here, in Kilton, under the weight of so many widened eyes, of the comments whispered just loud enough to be heard, of neighbourly small talk never stretching into long talk any more.

It was a particular cruelty that their house was so close to Little Kilton Grammar School, where both Andie Bell and Sal Singh had gone, where Pip would return for her final year in a few weeks when the August-pickled sun dipped into September.

Pip stopped and rested her hand on the front gate, instantly braver than half the town’s kids. Her eyes traced up the path to the front door. It might
only look like a few feet but there was a rumbling chasm between where she stood and over there. It was possible that this was a very bad idea; she had considered that. The morning sun was hot and she could already feel her knee pits growing sticky in her jeans. A bad idea or a bold idea. And yet, history’s greatest minds always advised bold over safe; their words good padding for even the worst ideas.

Snubbing the chasm with the soles of her shoes, she walked up to the door and, pausing for just a second to check she was sure, knocked three times. Her tense reflection stared back at her: the long dark hair sun-dyed a lighter brown at the tips, the pale face, despite a week just spent in the south of France, the sharp muddy green eyes braced for impact.

The door opened with the clatter of a falling chain and a double-locked click.

‘Hello?’ he said, holding the door half open, his hand folded over the side. Pip blinked to break her stare, but she couldn’t help it. He looked so much like Sal: the Sal she knew from all those television reports and newspaper pictures. The Sal fading from her adolescent memory. Ravi had his brother’s messy black side-swept hair, thick arched eyebrows and oaken-hued skin.

‘Hello?’ he said again.

‘Um …’ Pip’s put-on-the-spot charmer reflex kicked in too late. Her brain was busy processing that, unlike Sal, he had a dimple in his chin, just like hers. And he’d grown even taller since she last saw him. ‘Um, sorry, hi.’ She did an awkward half-wave that she immediately regretted.

‘Hi?’

‘Hi, Ravi,’ she said. ‘I … you don’t know me … I’m Pippa Fitz-Amobi.

I was a couple of years below you at school before you left.’

‘OK …’

‘I was just wondering if I could borrow a jiffy of your time? Well, not a jiffy … Did you know a jiffy is an actual measurement of time? It’s one one-hundredth of a second, so … can you maybe spare a few sequential jiffies?’

Oh god, this is what happened when she was nervous or backed into a corner; she started spewing useless facts dressed up as bad jokes. And the other thing: nervous Pip turned four strokes more posh, abandoning middle
class to grapple for a poor imitation of upper. When had she ever seriously said ‘jiffy’ before?

‘What?’ Ravi asked, looking confused.

‘Sorry, never mind,’ Pip said, recovering. ‘So I’m doing my EPQ at school and –’

‘What’s EPQ?’

‘Extended Project Qualification. It’s a project you work on independently, alongside A levels. You can pick any topic you want.’

‘Oh, I never got that far in school,’ he said. ‘Left as soon as I could.’

‘Er, well, I was wondering if you’d be willing to be interviewed for my project.’

‘What’s it about?’ His dark eyebrows hugged closer to his eyes.

‘Um … it’s about what happened five years ago.’

Ravi exhaled loudly, his lip curling up in what looked like pre-sprung anger.

‘Why?’ he said.

‘Because I don’t think your brother did it – and I’m going to try to prove it.’

Pippa Fitz-Amobi

EPQ 01/08/2017

Production Log – Entry 1

Interview with Ravi Singh booked in for Friday afternoon (take prepared questions).

Type up transcript of interview with Angela Johnson.

The production log is intended to chart any obstacles you face in your research, your progress and the aims of your final report. My production log will have to be a little different: I’m going to record all the research I do here, both relevant and irrelevant, because, as yet, I don’t really know what my final report will be, nor what will end up being relevant. I don’t know what I’m aiming for. I will just have to wait and see what position I am in at the end of my research and what essay I can therefore bring together. [This is starting to feel a little like a diary???]

I’m hoping it will not be the essay I proposed to Mrs Morgan. I’m hoping it will be the truth. What really happened to Andie Bell on the 20th April 2012? And – as my instincts tell me – if Salil ‘Sal’ Singh is not guilty, then who killed her?

I don’t think I will actually solve the case and discover the person who murdered Andie.

I’m not a police officer with access to a forensics lab (obviously) and I am also not deluded.

But I’m hoping that my research will uncover facts and accounts that will lead to reasonable doubt about Sal’s guilt, and suggest that the police were mistaken in closing the case without digging further.

So my research methods will actually be: interviewing those close to the case, obsessive social media stalking and wild, WILD speculation.

[DON’T LET MRS MORGAN SEE ANY OF THIS!!!]

The first stage in this project then is to research what happened to Andrea Bell – known as Andie to everyone – and the circumstances surrounding her disappearance. This information will be taken from news articles and police press conferences from around that time.

[Write your references in now so you don’t have to do it later!!!]

Copied and pasted from the first national news outlet to report on her disappearance:

‘Andrea Bell, 17, was reported missing from her home in Little Kilton, Buckinghamshire, last Friday.

She left home in her car – a black Peugeot 206 – with her mobile phone, but did not take any clothes with her. Police say her disappearance is “completely out of character”.

Police have been searching woodland near the family home over the weekend.

Andrea, known as Andie, is described as white, five feet six inches tall, with long blonde hair. It is thought that she was wearing dark jeans and a blue cropped jumper on the night
she went missing.’1

After everything happened, later articles had more detail as to when Andie was last seen alive and the time window in which she is believed to have been abducted.

Andie Bell was ‘last seen alive by her younger sister, Becca, at around 10:30 p.m. on the 20th April 2012.’2

This was corroborated by the police in a press conference on Tuesday 24th April: ‘CCTV
footage taken from a security camera outside STN Bank on Little Kilton High Street confirms that Andie’s car was seen driving away from her home at about 10:40 p.m.’3

According to her parents, Jason and Dawn Bell, Andie was ‘supposed to pick (them) up from a dinner party at 12:45 a.m.’ When Andie didn’t show up or answer any of their phone calls, they started ringing her friends to see if anyone knew of her whereabouts. Jason Bell

‘called the police to report his daughter missing at 3:00 a.m. Saturday morning.’4

So whatever happened to Andie Bell that night, happened between 10:40 p.m. and 12:45
a.m.

Here seems a good place to type up the transcript from my telephone interview yesterday with Angela Johnson.

Transcript of interview with Angela Johnson from the Missing Persons Bureau

Angela: Hello.

Pip: Hi, is this Angela Johnson?

Angela: Speaking, yep. Is this Pippa?

Pip: Yes, thanks so much for replying to my email.

Angela: No problem.

Pip: Do you mind if I record this interview so I can type it up later to use in my project?

Angela: Yeah, that’s fine. I’m sorry I’ve only got about ten minutes to give you. So what do you want to know about missing persons?

Pip: Well, I was wondering if you could talk me through what happens when someone is reported missing? What’s the process and the first steps taken by the police?

Angela: So, when someone rings 999 or 101 to report someone as missing, the police will try to get as much detail as possible so they can identify the potential risk to the missing person and an appropriate police response can be made. The kinds of details they will ask for in this first call are name, age, description of the person, what clothes they were last seen wearing, the circumstances of their disappearance, if going missing is out of character for this person, details of any vehicle involved. Using this information, the police will determine whether this is a high-, low- or medium-risk case.

Pip: And what circumstances would make a case high-risk?

Angela: If they are vulnerable because of their age or a disability, that would be high-risk. If the behaviour is out of character, then it is likely an indicator that they have been exposed to harm, so that would be high-risk.

Pip: Um, so, if the missing person is seventeen years old and it is deemed out of character for her to go missing, would this be considered a high-risk case?

Angela: Oh, absolutely, if a minor is involved.

Pip: So how would the police respond to a high-risk case?

Angela: Well, there would be immediate deployment of police officers to the location the person is missing from. The officer will have to acquire further details about the missing person, such as details of their friends or partners, any health conditions, their financial information in case they can be found when trying to withdraw money. They will also need a number of recent photographs of the person and, in a high-risk case, they may take DNA samples in case they are needed in subsequent forensic examination. And, with consent of the homeowners, the location will be searched thoroughly to see if the missing person is concealed or hiding there and to establish whether there are any further evidential leads. That’s the normal procedure.

Pip: So immediately the police are looking for any clues or suggestions that the missing person has been the victim of a crime?

Angela: Absolutely. If the circumstances of the disappearance are suspicious, officers are always told ‘if in doubt, think murder.’ Of course, only a very small percentage of missing person cases turn into homicide cases, but officers are instructed to document evidence early on as though they were investigating a homicide.

Pip: And after the initial home address search, what happens if nothing significant turns up?

Angela: They will expand the search to the immediate area. They might request telephone information. They’ll question friends, neighbours, anyone who may have relevant information. If it is a young person, a teenager, who’s missing, a reporting parent cannot
be assumed to know all of their child’s friends and acquaintances. Their peers are a good port of call to establish other important contacts, you know, any secret boyfriends, that sort of thing. And a press strategy is usually discussed because appeals for information in the media can be very useful in these situations.

Pip: So, if it’s a seventeen-year-old girl who’s gone missing, the police would have contacted her friends and boyfriend quite early on?

Angela: Yes of course. Enquiries will be made because, if the missing person has run away, they are likely to be hiding out with a person close to them.

Pip: And at what point in a missing persons case do police accept they are looking for a body?

Angela: Well, timewise, it’s not … Oh, Pippa, I have to go. Sorry, I’ve been called into my meeting.

Pip: Oh, OK, thanks so much for taking the time to talk to me.

Angela: And if you have any more questions, just pop me an email and I’ll get to them when I can.

Pip: Will do, thanks again.

Angela: Bye.

I found these statistics online:

80% of missing people are found in the first 24 hours. 97% are found in the first week. 99% of cases are resolved in the first year. That leaves just 1%.

1% of people who disappear are never found. But there’s another figure to
consider: just 0.25% of all missing person cases have a fatal outcome.5

And where does this leave Andie Bell? Floating incessantly somewhere between 1% and 0.25%, fractionally increasing and decreasing in tiny decimal breaths.

But by now, most people accept that she’s dead, even though her body has never been recovered. And why is that?

Sal Singh is why.

Two

Pip’s hands strayed from the keyboard, her index fingers hovering over the w and h as she strained to listen to the commotion downstairs. A crash, heavy footsteps, skidding claws and unrestrained boyish giggles. In the next second it all became clear.

‘Joshua! Why is the dog wearing one of my shirts?!’ came Victor’s buoyant shout, the sound floating up through Pip’s carpet.

Pip snort-laughed as she clicked save on her production log and closed the lid of her laptop. It was a time-honoured daily crescendo from the moment her dad returned from work. He was never quiet: his whispers could be heard across the room, his whooping knee-slap laugh so loud it actually made people flinch, and every year, without fail, Pip woke to the sound of him tiptoeing the upstairs corridor to deliver Santa stockings on Christmas Eve.

Her stepdad was the living adversary of subtlety.

Downstairs, Pip found the scene mid-production. Joshua was running from room to room – from the kitchen to the hallway and into the living room – on repeat, cackling as he went.

Close behind was Barney, the golden retriever, wearing Pip’s dad’s loudest shirt: the blindingly green patterned one he’d bought during their last trip to Nigeria. The dog skidded elatedly across the polished oak in the hall, excitement whistling through his teeth.

And bringing up the rear was Victor in his grey Hugo Boss three-piece suit, charging all six and a half feet of himself after the dog and the boy, his laugh in wild climbing scale bursts. Their very own Amobi home-made Scooby-Doo montage.

‘Oh my god, I was trying to do homework,’ Pip said, smiling as she jumped back to avoid being mowed down by the convoy. Barney stopped for a moment to headbutt her shin and then scarpered off to jump on Dad and Josh as they collapsed together on the sofa.

‘Hello, pickle,’ Victor said, patting the sofa beside him.

‘Hi, Dad, you were so quiet I didn’t even know you were home.’

‘My Pipsicle, you are too clever to recycle a joke.’

She sat down next to them, Josh and her dad’s worn-out breaths making the sofa cushion swell and sink against the backs of her legs.

Josh started excavating in his right nostril and Dad batted his hand away.

‘How were your days then?’ he asked, setting Josh off on a graphic spiel about the football games he’d played earlier.

Pip zoned out; she’d already heard it all in the car when she picked Josh up from the club. She’d only been half listening, distracted by the way the replacement coach had stared bewilderedly at her lily-white skin when she’d pointed out which of the nine-year-olds was hers and said: ‘I’m Joshua’s sister.’

She should have been used to it by now, the lingering looks while people tried to work out the logistics of her family, the numbers and hedged words scribbled across their family tree. The giant Nigerian man was quite evidently her stepfather and Joshua her half-brother. But Pip didn’t like using those words, those cold technicalities. The people you love weren’t algebra: to be calculated, subtracted, or held at arm’s length across a decimal point. Victor and Josh weren’t just three-eighths hers, not just forty per cent family, they were fully hers. Her dad and her annoying little brother.

Her ‘real’ father, the man that lent the Fitz to her name, died in a car accident when she was ten months old. And though Pip sometimes nodded and smiled when her mum would ask whether she remembered the way her father hummed while he brushed his teeth, or how he’d laughed when Pip’s second spoken word was ‘poo,’ she didn’t remember him. But sometimes remembering isn’t for yourself, sometimes you do it just to make someone else smile. Those lies were allowed.

‘And how’s the project going, Pip?’ Victor turned to her as he unbuttoned the shirt from the dog.

‘It’s OK,’ she said. ‘I’m just looking up the background and typing up at the moment. I did go to see Ravi Singh this morning.’

‘Oh, and?’

‘He was busy but he said I could go back on Friday.’

‘I wouldn’t,’ Josh said in a cautionary tone.

‘That’s because you’re a judgemental pre-pubescent boy who still thinks little people live inside traffic lights.’ Pip looked at him. ‘The Singhs haven’t done anything wrong.’

Her dad stepped in. ‘Joshua, try to imagine if everyone judged you because of something your sister had done.’

‘All Pip ever does is homework.’

Pip executed a perfect arm-swung cushion lob into Joshua’s face. Victor held the boy’s arms down as he squirmed to retaliate, tickling his ribs.

‘Why’s Mum not back yet?’ asked Pip, teasing the restrained Josh by floating her fluffy-socked foot near his face.

‘She was going straight from work to Boozy Mums’ book club,’ Dad said.

‘Meaning … we can have pizza for dinner?’ Pip asked. And suddenly the friendly fire was forgotten and she and Josh were in the same battalion again. He jumped up and hooked his arm through hers, looking imploringly at their dad.

‘Of course,’ Victor said, patting his backside with a grin. ‘How else am I to keep growing this junk in my trunk?’

‘Dad,’ Pip groaned, admonishing her past self for ever teaching him that phrase.

Pippa Fitz-Amobi

EPQ 02/08/2017

Production Log – Entry 2

What happened next in the Andie Bell case is quite confusing to glean from the newspaper reports. There are gaps I will have to fill with guesswork and rumours until the picture becomes clearer from any later interviews; hopefully Ravi and Naomi – who was one of Sal’s best friends – can assist with this.

Using what Angela said, presumably after taking statements from the Bell family and thoroughly searching their residence, the police asked for details of Andie’s friends.

From some seriously historical Facebook stalking, it looks like Andie’s best friends were two girls called Chloe Burch and Emma Hutton. I mean, here’s my evidence: This post is from two weeks before Andie disappeared. It looks like neither Chloe nor Emma live in Little Kilton any more. [Maybe private-message them and see if they’ll do a phone interview?]

Chloe and Emma did a lot on that first weekend (21st and 22nd) to help spread the Thames Valley Police’s Twitter campaign: #FindAndie. I don’t think it’s too big of a leap to assume that the police contacted Chloe and Emma either on the Friday night or on Saturday morning. What they said to the police, I don’t know. Hopefully I can find out.

We do know that police spoke to Andie’s boyfriend at the time. His name was Sal Singh and he was attending his final year at Kilton Grammar alongside Andie.

At some point on the Saturday the police contacted Sal.

‘DI Richard Hawkins confirmed that officers had questioned Salil Singh on Saturday 21st April. They questioned him as to his whereabouts for the previous night, particularly the period of time in which it is believed Andie went missing.’6

That night, Sal had been hanging out at his friend Max Hastings’ house. He was with his four best friends: Naomi Ward, Jake Lawrence, Millie Simpson and Max.

Again, I need to check this with Naomi next week, but I think Sal told the police that he left Max’s house at around 12:15 a.m. He walked home and his father (Mohan Singh) confirmed that ‘Sal returned home at approximately 12:50 a.m.’ 7 Note: the distance between Max’s house (Tudor Lane) and Sal’s (Grove Place) takes about 30 minutes to walk

– says Google.

The police confirmed Sal’s alibi with his four friends over the weekend.

Missing posters went up. House-to-house enquiries started on the Sunday. 8

On the Monday, 100 volunteers helped the police carry out searches in the local woodland. I’ve seen the news footage; a whole ant line of people in the woods, calling her name. Later in the day, forensic teams were spotted going into the Bell residence. 9

And on the Tuesday, everything changed.

I think chronologically is the best way to consider the events of that day and those that followed, even though we, as a town, learned the details out of order and jumbled.

Mid-morning: Naomi Ward, Max Hastings, Jake Lawrence and Millie Simpson contacted the police from school and confessed to providing false information. They said that Sal had asked them to lie and that he actually left Max’s house at around 10:30 p.m. on the night Andie disappeared.

I don’t know for sure what the correct police procedure would have been but I’m guessing that at that point, Sal became the number-one suspect.

But they couldn’t find him: Sal wasn’t at school and he wasn’t at home. He wasn’t answering his phone.

It later transpired, however, that Sal had sent a text to his father that morning, though he was ignoring all other calls. The press would refer to this as a ‘confession text’. 10

That Tuesday evening, one of the police teams searching for Andie found a body in the woods.

It was Sal.

He had killed himself.

The press never reported the method by which Sal committed suicide but by the power of high school rumour, I know (as did every other student at Kilton at the time).

Sal walked into the woods near his home, took a load of sleeping pills and placed a plastic bag over his head, secured by an elastic band around his neck. He suffocated while unconscious.

At the police press conference later that night no mention of Sal was made. The police only revealed that bit of information about CCTV imaging placing Andie as driving away from her home at 10:40 p.m. 11

On the Wednesday, Andie’s car was found parked on a small residential road (Romer Close).

It wasn’t until the following Monday that a police spokeswoman revealed the following: ‘I have an update on the Andie Bell investigation. As a result of recent intelligence and forensic information, we have strong reason to suspect that a young man named Salil Singh, aged 18, was involved in Andie’s abduction and murder. The evidence would have been sufficient to arrest and charge the suspect had he not died before proceedings could be initiated. Police are not looking for anyone else in relation to Andie’s disappearance at this time but our search for Andie will continue unabated. Our thoughts go out to the Bell family and our deepest sympathies for the devastation this update has caused them.’

Their sufficient evidence was as follows: They found Andie’s mobile phone on Sal’s body.

Forensic tests found traces of Andie’s blood under the fingernails of his right middle and index fingers.

Andie’s blood was also discovered in the boot of her abandoned car. Sal’s fingerprints were found around the dashboard and steering wheel alongside prints from Andie and the rest of the Bell family. 12

The evidence, they said, would have been enough to charge Sal and – police would have hoped – to secure a conviction in court. But Sal was dead, so there was no trial and no guilty conviction. No defence either.

In the following weeks, there were more searches of the woodland areas in and around Little Kilton. Searches using cadaver dogs. Police divers in the River Kilbourne. But Andie’s body was never found.

The Andie Bell missing persons case was administratively closed in the middle of June 2012. 13 A case may be ‘administratively closed’ only if the ‘supporting documentation contains sufficient evidence to charge had the offender not died before the investigation could be completed’. The case ‘may be reopened whenever new evidence or leads
develop’.14

1. www.gbtn.co.uk/news/uk-england-bucks-54774390 23/04/12

2. www.thebuckinghamshiremail.co.uk/news/crime-4839 26/04/12

3. www.gbtn.co.uk/news/uk-england-bucks-69388473 24/04/12

4. Forbes, Stanley, 2012, ‘The Real Story of Andie Bell’s Killer,’ Kilton Mail, 1/05/12, pp. 1–4.

5. www.findmissingperson.co.uk/stats

6. www.gbtn.co.uk/news/uk-england-bucks-78355334 05/05/12

7. www.gbtn.co.uk/news/uk-england-bucks-78355334 05/05/12

8. Forbes, Stanley, ‘Local Girl Still Missing,’ Kilton Mail, 23/04/12, pp. 1–2.

9. www.gbtn.co.uk/news/uk-england-bucks-56479322 23/04/12

10. www.gbtn.co.uk/news/uk-england-bucks-78355334 05/05/12

11. www.gbtn.co.uk/news/uk-england-bucks-69388473 24/03/12

12. www.gbtn.co.uk/news/uk-england-bucks-78355334 09/05/12

13. www.gbtn.co.uk/news/uk-england-bucks-87366455 16/06/12

14. The National Crime Recording Standards (NCRS)

https://www.gov.co.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/99584773/ncrs.pdf

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Holly Jackson started writing stories from a young age, completing her first (poor) attempt at a novel aged fifteen. She graduated from the University of Nottingham with an MA in English, where she studied literary linguistics and creative writing. She lives in London and aside from reading and writing, she enjoys playing video games and watching true crime documentaries so she can pretend to be a detective. Good Girl, Bad Blood is the sequel to her No. 1 New York Times bestseller A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder. You can follow Holly on Twitter and Instagram

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Document Outline

- Title Page
- Copyright
- Dedication
- Contents
- Chapter One
- Chapter Two
- Chapter Three
- Chapter Four
- Chapter Five
- Chapter Six
- Chapter Seven
- Chapter Eight
- Chapter Nine
- Chapter Ten
- Chapter Eleven
- Chapter Twelve
- Exract from Good Girl, Bad Blood
- About the Author

Table of Contents

- Title Page
- Copyright
- Dedication
- Contents
- Chapter One
- Chapter Two
- Chapter Three
- Chapter Four
- Chapter Five
- Chapter Six
- Chapter Seven
- Chapter Eight
- Chapter Nine
- Chapter Ten
- Chapter Eleven
- Chapter Twelve
- Exract from Good Girl, Bad Blood
- About the Author